character: midorima shintarō
genre: comedy
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midorima flinched as he felt a hand on top of his chest. slowly opening his emerald eyes, he saw a mop of (hair color), your chest rising slowly as the rhythm of your heart beat felt calm. he smiled as he brushed a few strands of your hair.
"shin-chan," you murmured making midorima hum in response to your sleeping state.
"I looooooove you."
he chuckled at your cuteness. you're really irresistible, but he would definetly deny it. he slowly placed a soft kiss on your forehead before engulfing you in a hug since he can't do that once you're awake due to his tsundere nature.
•—•
"wah! shin-chan!"
midorima nearly fell off the bed when he heard you screaming like crazy. after drifting off a little bit, he haven't noticed you wriggled out of his grasp.
"what's wrong, (name)-nodayo?" he nervously asks as he saw you come out of the bathroom, smiling then crying like you've won the lottery or something.
"shintarō! i'm pregnant!" you happily bounce and engulf him in a bear hug, making midorima choke since you're too short and he's tall so you ended up pulling his neck.
"oh my gosh! we're going to have a baby." you screamed making modorima smile as he carry you and bring you to bed.
"yeah, i'm so happy." midorima said as he kissed your forehead, cuddlin your small frame as his smile grew wider.
"ey, shin-chan." you called out, snickering a bit as you rub his cheek.
"hmm?"
you wriggled your eyebrows and grinned, "so, what do you call me now?"
midorima gave you a what-the-actual-fuck look. he was confused for your weird actions and also the weird question. he got a feeling that he feared a lot.
"......what?"
"MRS. CARROT!" you shouted making midorima fall off the bed.
"OI! CARROT?!"
OMAKE (while giving birth):
you clutch the hospital's bed sheets as you tried your best giving birth to twins.
"SHINTARŌ! YOU FUCKING CARROT, I'M GOING TO PEEL YOU OFF LATER!"
with that, every nurse inside the ER laughed their ass out, making midorima aka your doctor/husband glare and kill them in his mind.
it wasn't his fault that you had twins, but deep inside though, he was overwhelmed with happiness. he got two little carrots who's going to carry his name after all.
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mysty: i'm terrible at jokes and stuff. he's really ooc too, i'm crying blud. /snorts on invisible hanky
gom: lmfao, yuckz.
himuro: there there honey. /pats mysty's back/
