L: hey hey hey hey hey
L: are you out of school now?
J: luckily
J: what time is it over there?
L: 8 am
J: WHY ARE YOU UP ITS LIKE THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
L: i'm used to waking up early
J: how? teach me your ways
J: just kidding don't i like my sleep
L: i like my sleep too
J: do you? do you really?
L: yes
J: okay i'm back
L: where'd you go?
J: i was eating
L: i was eating too
L: *virtually high fives*
J: *high fives back*
J: what did you eat?
L: vegemite on toast and eggs
L: what did you eat?
J: pizza
J: my parents aren't home so i went to get pizza
J: by the way do you know how to remove grease stain from a couch?
L: no...
L: why?
J: my little brother was being dumb and he threw his pizza.
J: what a waste of pizza
L: jesus how does someone just do that?
J: no clue
J: parents are home. time to die
J: wish me luck
L: good luck
L: if you die make sure i get the left over pizza
L: just kidding please don't die
