L: jesus help me
J: i'm jamie but what's up?
L: michael and calum dont think you're real
L: they keep calling you a pervy 50 year old man
L: it's annoying me. help.
J: maybe i am a pervy 50 year old
J: eh?
J: ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
L: jesus christ
L: stop this madness
J: how old are you saying i am?
J: i never told you my age
L: well from the picture of your twitter i guessed we're the same age
L: 14
L: am i wrong?
J: like i said before i'm a 50 year old man ;)
J: trust your friends
L: but aren't you my friend?
J: you got me there
J: but seriously, yeah i'm 14
L: oh my god now they're saying you're lying.
J: jamie1155
L: what is that?
J: they dont believe me so skype me bff
L: oh okay.
L: wait why is it 1155?
J: 420 + 666 + 69
J: its like the ultimate illuminati number
L: you're part of the illuminati?
J: ...
J: yes
L: oh cool
