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J: did you know mitochondria is the power house of a cell?

L: yeah?

J: do your parents?

L: hold up

L: yes

J: does it benefit them in any way? does it make paying taxes easier

L: no

J: EXACTLY TAKE THAT SCHOOLS

J: EVEN KANGAROO LAND AGREES

L: kangaroo land?

J: shhh

L: ok well at least i dont live in eagle land

J: ok

L: do you own an eagle?

J: my neighbors own 50

J: 1 for each state

L: wait why dont you?

J: i'm not american what

J: i live in eagle land but i not american

L: than what are you what

J: im mexican boy

J: i live in the land of good food

J: well some of it i dont like. like mole

J: like its supposed to be sweet and i dont fuck with sweet things on food

L: mole? like the animal

J: NO

J: NO

J: NOOOOOOO

J: LUKE NO

J: ITS A SAUSE AND YOU PUT IT ON CHICKEN

J: well at least my mom puts it on chicken.

L: is the sause mole blood?

J: lUKE WHAT THE FUCK

J: IM GOING TO FLY MYSELF OVER THERE AND FIGHT YOU

L: THAT WAS CALUM IM SORRY

L: but hey i'm happy with you coming here ;)

J: why do i feel like you cant wink

L: i can though

J: uh huh whatever you say lukey

L: i thought you said you weren't going to call me that again

J: life is very funny lukey

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