Me and My Broken Heart

part 3

"Okay so her are the rules! No tickling. You can only tell funny jokes and make funny faces, so Dipper you have to be the drinker!" Mabel laughed.

"Hahaha. You're so funny!" Dipper said sarcastically. "Come on dip dip! Please! For me!" I asked with my super powerful puppy dog face. "Ugh don't look at me like that! Fine I'll do it. Only for Kat." He said while blush crept onto his face. "Yay!" "Yas!" We screamed with happiness. "Ugh. Come on." Dipper said as he motioned us with his hand to follow him. And of course we followed.

I went first to try to make dip laugh. "Hey Dipper? Is your face hurting? Cause it's killing me!" I said and he spit it out laughing. "Wow. That was SUCH a bad joke!" He laughed. Then it was my turn. But when I was about to pick up the soda,we started hearing a voice. A familiar voice laughing. "Hey PINE TREE! Hey SHOOTING STAR! Hey ANGEL WINGS! How are you guys doing?" He greeted.

Angel wings?
Pine tree?
Shooting star?
What the hell is going on!? Am I dreaming? Please dear God let this be a dream!

"It's not a dream ANGEL WINGS. This is reality." The floating triangle said. "Leave her alone Dorito face!" Mabel shouted at him. "I. Am. NOT. A. DORITO!!!!" He shouted at Mabel while throwing some blue fireballs at her,but she dodged them.

"W-who are you? W-what are you?" I asked,my words shaking. "Why I,pretty little lady,am Bill Cipher. A magical Dream Demon." What the heck is going on!? To be honest, he does look like a flying Dorito.

"I am not a flying Dorito. I'm a dream demon." He said sternly. "H-how do you know what I'm thinking?" I asked scaredly. "Well...I'm a dream demon,and-" he was interrupted by Dipper. "I know lots of stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We know." Dipper mocked. And that just made Bill angry. "Shut up, PINE TREE!" "Stop calling me pine tree!" "Shut up!" I screamed and earned scared looks. "Who the hell is pine tree, shooting star and Angel wings!? And I need answers. NOW." I growled. They all looked to scared to answer. Even Bill the dream demon. But Bill spoke up. "Well, Dipper is PINE TREE, Mabel is SHOOTING STAR, and you're...ANGEL WINGS." He said, but when he said Dippers name it dripped with venom.

"Why are you here in the first place Bill? We here were in the middle of a sleepover and you, mister dream demon, just wrecked it. So if you mind, goodbye." Mabel said all sassy. (oh you go gurl!*snaps fingers*)

"SHOOTING STAR! You're so mean!" He fake sobbed. "Ugh get over yourself." Mabel said harshly. "*sigh* Bill you can stay." I said. "What!?" Mabel and Dipper said together. "I'm not done! You can stay, IF! You don't use your powers. Floating doesn't count. You can use your powers only if we get into danger. And you have to stay in human form. And if you agree with me, you have to look at me. In the eyes." I dealed. Once I said human form Bill had a scared expression on his face. I stuck my arm out so he could make the deal.

"Come on! I'm not getting any younger!" I urged. He hesitated but he shook my hand. "Look into my eyes Bill. NOW" He looked into my eyes and Gold flames erupted from my hand and I screamed. "Whoa! You're a...dream demon too!" Bill said ecstatically. "No. That's just Carrie. She's been in my mind since I was 11." I said. "*gasp!* Carrie get out of her body! NOW." Bill said sternly.

Carrie came out of my body and she looked like Bill in triangle form only she wore fishnet tights and heels. Now I know what Bill would look like if he were a girl. At just the thought of it I tried to hold in my laughter. "Now go back to the dreamscape!" Bill said to Carrie. "Fine! I will!" She yelled back. "What was that all about? Everything just went bonkers!" Mabel screamed. "Ugh. Carrie is my sister. She's annoying as s***." Bill said.