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New Pentious: Part 1

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[The episode opens on a panning shot of Pentagram City. A bird is seen perched on the "Welcome to Hell" sign, grooming itself. A second bird arrives shortly, glares at the first bird, then breathes fire at it. The scene then switches to a plaza with a big screen, where 666 News is currently airing.]

Tom Trench: "Good morning, Pentagram City!"

Katie Killjoy: "This is Katie Killjoy."

Tom: "And I'm Tom Trench."

Katie: "Bringing you the latest in Hell's hottest news. Tonight's top story: What the fuck is going on at the Hazbin Hotel?"

[The scene pans down to a puddle, with Tom Trench faintly reflected on its surface, before someone steps through it. The scene follows an anglerfish sinner's lure to a storefront TV display where a crowd is watching the news. Katie and Tom can be seen with a crude drawing of Charlie decapitating an Exorcist.]

Tom: "That's right, Katie. It's been a while since Heaven attacked Hell, and Charlie Morningstar and the Hazbin Hotel brutally slaughtered the invading angels and kinda-sorta saved us from the Extermination."

[Katie proceeds to kick Tom out of frame.]

Katie: "When you're done sucking toes, Tom, I'd like to remind you that Heaven still hasn't made their next move."

[As Tom climbs back into frame, Katie crushes his hand with her fist and he falls again. The scene cuts to the studio where the broadcast is being filmed. Tom climbs back up and bandages his hand.]

Katie: "Are they coming back for revenge, or is this yearly nightmare finally over?"

Tom: "Morningstar has declined to come on the show to comment. (fake coughs) Pussy."

Katie: "But we will keep asking until we break her. Because the world needs to know, Tom."

[Katie grabs Tom by the collar and drags him closer.]

Katie: "Will she stop at angels? (lets go) Are you next? (pulls up a quieve and a cat) Is your dog or cat next? (throws them at Tom)"

[The camera zooms in on Katie while Tom is mauled by the animals.]

Katie: "Will her bloodlust ever be satisfied?"

[The scene zooms out to show the studio while Tom throws the animals away and limply leans against the desk.]

Katie: "Who's at the top of Charlie Morningstar's hit list? Maybe it's ME!"

[The scene zooms in on Katie's face to show her eyes glowing in exaggerated fear.]

Katie: "And in other news, Hell sensation popstar (Name) goes on hiatus to help this princess's hotel, will she turn her back on her fans?"

Katie: (abruptly calms down) This segment brought to you by...

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