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Charlie: "OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?! TIME OUT! GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE! GET UP THERE!"
(Name): "*Climbing* THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!!!"
Charlie: "I lost my fish, can you help me find it?"
Angel Dust, cooking the fish: "What? I couldn't hear you, please speak up."
Vaggie: "Husk, gather the others. We need to have another Charlie and (Name) -are-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-them-before-they-hurt-someone convention."
Vaggie: "What do we say when life disappoints us?"
Nifty: "Called it!"
Vaggie: "No."
Husk: "Hey, are you free?"
Angel Dust: "No, I'm expensive."
Angel Dust: "Here is my wall of inspirational people."
Nifty: "Is that a picture of you?"
Angel Dust: "Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself."
Angel Dust: "Come on (Name), do it for our friendship. You can't put a price on that..."
(Name): "Yes I can, dear. Fifty dollars."
Husk, filling out legal paperwork: "Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?"
Angel Dust: "Bold of you to assume I was born at all."
Nifty: "I personally was created in a lab."
(Name): "I just straight up spawned lol."
Alastor: "Husk is not a morning person. Or a night person. There's really only about seven minutes a day you are fun to be around."
Husk: "The best part is you never know when they're coming."
(Name): "I'm the smartest person in my friend group."
Vaggie: "You hang out with Nifty, Sir Pentious, Cherri bomb, and Angel Dust."
Vaggie: "It's not as high a compliment as you think."
Charlie, answering the phone: "Hello?"
(Name): "It's (Name)."
Charlie: "What did they do this time?"
(Name): "No, it's me, (Name). It's actually me."
Charlie: "What did you do this time?"
Alastor, setting down a card: "Ace of spades."
Charlie, pulling out an Uno card: "+4."
Nifty, pulling out a Pokémon card: "Jolteon, I choose you!"
Vaggie, trembling: "What are we playing?!"
[The squad is asked what they would do with 5 children with only 3 chairs.]
Charlie: "Get two more chairs!"
Vaggie: They can get their own chairs."
(Name): Make them fight for it."
Angel Dust: "You only need one chair to beat them all with."
Husk: "I would never be near children."
Nifty: "Kill two."
Husk: "What did you get on your shirt?"
(Name): "Rust."
Husk: "From what?"
(Name): "Weapons."
Charlie: "Time for more adult supervision."
Charlie: "(Name), I beg of you. Please, PLEASE go to the doctor."
(Name): "Hey, I'm sorry. Is this OUR stab wound?"
Angel Dust: "Husk and I are no longer dating."
Husk: "Angel Dust, that's a horrible way of telling people we're married."
[playing twister]
(Name): "Right hand red."
Angel Dust: "*ends up on top of Husk*"
Husk: "You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?"
(Name): "I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice."
(Name): "Husk, you love me, right?"
Husk: "Normally I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won't like."
Vaggie: "I'm gonna kill you."
Alastor: "Get in line!"
[Angel Dust comes home absolutely drunk, undresses, and stands in (Name)'s bedroom.] (Name): "Babe, are you.. coming to bed?"Angel Dust: "No thank you, I'm sure you're lovely but I have a girlfriend."Angel Dust: "*Lies on the ground and falls asleep*" (Name): "..."
Vaggie: "How has life been treating you lately?"
Sir pentious: "Horribly."
Husk, pointing to (Name)'s empty room: "YOU LET THEM ESCAPE?!?"
Angel Dust: "I WAS ON BREAK."
Charlie: "Vaggie and I got married!!"
Alastor: "Don't share your personal problems with everyone."
Alastor: "She was poetry, but he couldn't read."
(Name): "His name was Jared he's 19."
Charlie: "When his parents built a very strange machine."
Sir pentious, singing: "Watch that scene, digging the dancing queen."
Angel Dust, singing: "Eyyyy, Macarena!"
Vaggie: "Horrible job everyone."
Hope you guys liked these incorrect quotes but i wanted to give you guys something calm because next Chapter is gonna AnGsTy and i want y'all to have something to soften the blow. Have happy easter.
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Hazbin hotel x reader
FanfictionYou are an average succubus but you k ow a lot of people and those people know and like you the question is who will you choose and what those choices will change. I don't own hazbin or the characters