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Headcanons i found on a generator. XD

Charlie gets into Twitter discourse.

Charlie: "UGH HOW COULD THEY SAY THAT!?"

[Charlie grumbles while narrowing her eyes at the phone, catching (Name) an Vaggie's attention.]

(Name): "Whats got you so mad Char." 

[(Name) sits on her lap on the couch and pokes her cheek as Vaggie sits next to Charlie.]

Charlie: "i was scrolling through cute animal videos on twitter, but i noticed a negative comment about the hotel, and i couldn't help myself from arguing and now we've been arguing for an hour."

[Charlie whines leaning on Vaggie's shoulder, causing (Name) to snort quietly and pat her shoulder, as Charlie's phone ding and she looks down and yells before setting her phone on fire, causing Vaggie and (Name)'s eyes widen.]

Vaggie: "Maybe we should take a break from twitter for a while."

(Name): "Or maybe forever."

Angel Dust has an incredible spice tolerance.

Alastor: "My mother called these devil peppers because they were too hot to be ghost pepper."

[Alastor joked to an uninterested Husker and an excited Angel Dust as he shredded a large pepper into the pot of chilly]

Husker: " I don't remember asking."

Angel Dust: " the Chilly looks good but uh... what type of meat is it."

Alastor: "Well that's a surprise"

[Alastor's smile takes on a sinister undertone, causing Angel Dust to gulp. (Name) walks in comes behind Alastor]

(Name): "Don't worry i monitored him to make sure it was normal meat?"

Alastor: "Aww darling you ruined the surprise" 

[Alastor teased (Name) and her cheeks a little pinch causing (Name) to snicker, Angel dust and Husker shrug before taking a bite of their portions of chilly. It took about five seconds for the peppers to take effect causing Husker to scream and down a bottle of whiskey. Alastor bust out laughing but stops when he notices Angel Dust happily eating the chilly causing his smile to twitch a little. ] 

(Name): "Whoa Angel, I'm surprised you can stomach that chilly with those peppers."

Angel Dust: "Well my ma used to make the spiciest food and i had to get used to that"

(Name): "Well no wonder you love so many spicy activities"

Angel Dust: "Oh no doll face, that's all just me"

[They share a laugh causing Husker to groan and Alastor to roll his eyes.]

Nifty uses the word "like" like a comma.

(Name): "Hey Nifty baby, what you up too."

Nifty: "OH (NAME) I WAS LIKE CLEANING THE ROOMS AND THERE WERE SO MANY BUGS AND I LIKE MURDERED THEM AND THEY LIKE SCATTERED AND LIKE TRACKED THEM DOWN AND LIKE.....

[Three hour later.] (in the french diver voice from Spongebob)

[(Names) softly slams her head into the table reeatedly as Nifty kept talking]

Niftty: "....AND LIKE THEN THE ROOM LIKE EXPLODED IN LIKE DUST...."

[two more hours later]

Nifty: "And that's LIKE what's up with me."

[(Name) is on the floor, bored out of her mind]

This took me like months to put out purely because i've been lacking in motivation also school's ridiculous  on top of me learning how to drive and i've been trying to focus on my helluva boss story which i recommend you guys should check out. If i even thought about doing more headcannons in this chapter this would have taken much longer but i will do more if out guys want.