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New Pentious: Part 2

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[The scene fades to the new Hazbin Hotel, where a crowd of sinners are gathering.]

Hotel Guest 1: "This'll be great. I'm looking forward to getting in here and fucking up some angels."

Hotel Guest 2: "I love murder. I can't wait to kill some angels."

Hotel guest 3: "Where's (Name) staying? Do you think i could get an autograph?"
[Panning shot of the lobby filled with sinners. KeeKee flies overhead. The scene cuts to Razzle carrying a suitcase while Lucifer walks down the staircase in a bathrobe, duck slippers, and hair curlers, brushing his teeth. Alastor stands at the top of the stairs. His staff has been crudely fixed with glowing green stitches that spark with electricity. Alastor glares at it before glaring at the crowd. Cut to Vaggie at the reception desk registering a guest.]

Guest: "I lost my fucking room key."

Vaggie: "Hello and welcome to the Hazbin Hotel. My name's, (thinking) uh, changing. For now, call me Vaggie. Have a lovely day, here's your key, thank you so much for staying with us."

[Hands another guest a key.]

Vaggie: "Thanks for signing the guest book. (To herself) This is like being in the army."

[Vaggie suddenly glares at empty space.]

Vaggie: "I know you're here, Alastor, could you help out, please?"

[Alastor teleports in through shadow.]

Alastor: "Mm, this seems like a you problem, Vagene. Plus it has nothing to do with my darling."

[Alastor shrugs before he zips around Vaggie while she hands another guest a key with a smile.]

Vaggie: "Here you go. (leans out of reception) And you. Really? What happened to the whole "host of the hotel" thing?"

[Alastor teleports away before Vaggie is suddenly mobbed by reporters.]

Female Reporter: "Where's Charlie? Where is Charlie Morningstar? Is it true she drinks angel blood to improve her "gay powers"?"

[In the background, Lucifer is drinking coffee before Alastor appears next to him, and they glare at each other.]

Cartoon Reporter: "Is she off killing more angels? The public has a right to know."

Hellhound Reporter: "Is (Name) staying in the hotel? And will she be on hiatus for long"

[In the background, Lucifer wildly swipes at Alastor while he holds him away at arm's length. When Alastor laughs at him, Lucifer throws a rubber duck at his face. Offended, Alastor glares at Lucifer before they both walk and teleport away.]

Reptile Reporter: "Is it true this hotel is recruiting a hellish army? And should I divorce my wife?"

Vaggie: "(confused) Um, no. What?"

[The scene cuts to the hotel bar. Husk sets down a tray of drinks.]

Husk: "I have three "Torments and Tonics", four "Virgin Sacrifice" Piña Coladas, and something called a "Harder Daddy"?"

[In the background, Lucifer watches in vague disgust while Angel Dust takes the glass. Between them, Fat Nuggets eats from a bowl.]

Angel Dust: "Oh, that one's for me. My favorite drink and life motto. (downs the drink) Whoo! That's a hard daddy."

Husk: "Angel, how about you help me serve these drinks instead of letting your pig gobble my nuts."

Angel Dust: "(gasps, tosses his glass) Husk, don't say it like that. (covers Fat Nuggets' ears) He's little. Besides, I am working. I'm celebrity endorsing the hotel. (clears throat and poses on the counter) Who wants to come stay at the Hazbin Hotel with me?"

[A crowd of guests cheer.]

Guest: "I love cum!"

Slug Sinner: "I-I've seen all his movies! I've jerked off to all his movies!"

Fox Sinner: "Take it off."

[Annoyed, Husk walks past Angel Dust to Cherri Bomb, who is sitting with a drink.]

Husk: "Cherri, how about you? You're part of the hotel now, right? Why don't you help out?"

Cherri Bomb: "Whoa there, pussycat. I'm (air quotes) "hanging" at the hotel. I'm not staying at the hotel. Big difference. I ain't booked a room or nothing."

Husk: "(knowingly) Sure. Anyway, (to Angel Dust) get your pig off my bar."

[Angel Dust picks up Fat Nuggets and glares at Husk. Vaggie flies down on her wings.]

Vaggie: "Has anyone seen Charlie? Or (Name)? I want to know what type of  security guards (Name) hires, 'cause there are reporters here asking some fucked up questions."

Angel Dust: "I think I saw they're in the lounge. (smiles, petting Fat Nuggets) they've been keeping Pentious' little egg company."

Vaggie: "Thanks."

Angel Dust: "Uh, when you see Charlie, can you ask if she's still up for the therapy session today? I'm kinda gettin' into talking about my feelings and junk and I'm definitely gonna need (Name) there."