this story is about Demmalena Knolastname the daughter of Millie and Moxxie She is working with Blitz, a classic demon Imp, sets out to run his own small assassin business with his weapons specialist Moxxie, his bruiser Millie, and his receptionist...
TARGET: Paulie Paesano AKA The Gabagool Tool LOCATION: Caldwell, New Joisey DESCRIPTION: Mobster son of famous mafia crime boss Luigi Paesano INFO: A little schmuck whacked me after I caught him skimming our inventory. He has no part in this family and I want him gone and out of the boss' hair for good
Moxxie:*voiceover* Sir, are you sure you want me and my daughter doing this job alone? Was this on purpose?
Darcy: Yeah babe if it is I am not happy
Blitzo:*voiceover*Of course, Mox and Princess ...*Blitzo and Millie in their fishing gear on a boat in a swamp* ...cause me and Millie are going leeching!
Millie:*sing songy*I'm gonna harpoon me a big ol' leech!
*sticks her harpoon into the edge of the boat*
Both: LEECH! LEECH! LEECH! LEECH! LEECH!
*to a documentary-style cutaway of Demmalena telling the viewers about her disgust towards leeching, especially real-live leeches*
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Darcy:*her thought Ugh Leeches They are 100% the worst they're so yucky, disgusting and gross. I don't know how they like it It's just so disgusting and wrong*
Blitzø:*Puts his phone to him again* Besides You got princess with you so she can help you out And also you both can have a father and daughter moment of killing people
Moxxie: Well that's true. But one thing, why don't you invite my daughter with you since you're going to be my*he sigh* Son-In-Law soon
Blitzø: Oh I did, but she said no the minute I mentioned the word leech. Don't know what the fuck is her deal
Darcy: Really babe I'm right here and also they're disgusting. I mean how the hell their sharp teeth around their mouth. That is just weird and ugly. They are worse than demogorgon from stranger things*she giggled* which I am excited about that season 5 is coming out soon
Blitzo: Well, you're not the only one. Princess, Liz is seem excited about it. She screamed when the hell is coming out I'm so excited to see what happened next*he chuckled* You both are so cute when you're impatient of waiting of season anyway Personally, I think you're been missing out for a while so I thought you and Mox do a good job while me and Mills try to score some big fat ones
Millie: I'll score the biggest and the fattest!
Darcy: okay then. Good luck you guys and blitz don't do anything stupid
Blitzo: Oh come on princess you always say that when you thought I'm doing something stupid
Darcy: Really remember you nearly killed the owner of the coffee shop in the greedy Land
Blitzo: Hey that bitch had it coming cuz that place there tastes like pissed And not in a good way And they literally wrote down ugly pussycat on your mug So I can't just stand there and let them insult you like that
