this story is about Demmalena Knolastname the daughter of Millie and Moxxie She is working with Blitz, a classic demon Imp, sets out to run his own small assassin business with his weapons specialist Moxxie, his bruiser Millie, and his receptionist...
Target: Joe Smoe Location: Backwards Ass, New Mexico Description: I mean, just look at him.. y'know? Info: Loitered racistly
*The short starts off rather intensely, with Blitzø Demmalena and Moxxie driving racing in their van on Earth. Blitzø is simultaneously driving the van and aiming with a sniper rifle, much to Demmalena and Moxxie's dismay*
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Moxxie:*Yelling*SIR! Focus on the road!
Darcy: babe I love you but please keep your eyes on the road and be careful what you're driving *her thought and I don't want anything happen to our children which they don't know about yet*
Blitzø: I'm- just making sure that it's the right guy, okay? Calm down guys, I am a fantastic driver!
*Blitzø scopes in on the target, his hands shaking. He steers with his feet while pushing the pedal down with his tail*
Darcy: maybe I should have stayed home today or doing work in my office anyway why do I have to come along
Blitzø: because princess you need some fresh air and you haven't been out in the human world in a while. So we decided to take you along on this mission so Hold on, I wonder if I could just-
*He fires the rifle and accidentally blows some biker's head off*
Darcy: I think you missed the shot babe Do you need any help
Blitzø: Agh! Nope, almost had him and noThank you princess. I got this
Moxxie: Oh crumbs in a blanket. Just hold the wheel, I'll shoot.
*Moxxie takes the rifle, and aims for the target with much steadier hands*
Darcy: I hope you got this Dad. And please do it fast I don't want any car incident
Moxxie: I always do, sweetie and I'll make it quick Nice and steady. Perfect. LOOK OUT!
*A red car enters the scene and hits their van. Moxxie drops the rifle*
Blitzø: Oh fuck the shit back into my stomach!
Darcy:*she panicked*Oh shit be careful*The IMP van seemingly hits the target's car, causing it to fall into a canyon and explode. Alyssa and Moxxie look at the explosion, stunned at what happened* Oh that went well
Moxxie:*he looks out the window of the IMP van* Well... I guess that all worked out, then.
Darcy:*her nervously* Yeah it was.
Moxxie:*two eyes closed* Job well done, we can go home now.
*Moxxie opens his one eye while Demmalena gets a worried expression. They look to see Blitzø start roaring and foaming at the mouth, with a look of pure rage on his face*
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