iceburn ☹ a.d.t. ☻ book 3

ϟ boy toys ϟ

i crinkle my face. "but you can't be serious? why is this a 'cool' shop?"

ellie sighs. "besides the top-notch ac generator; it's not just some wanky sex shop. they've got some cool, interesting stuff."

i have to laugh at her joke, but "why? how?"

"you gonna pussy out on me now—er, wait. it's the douches that do that... hold on, you've never been in one of these, have you? wow."

i flush. "no. maybe. no, i haven't, so what?"

"oh, my god. it's like you're a virgin, how cute! don't freak out, i'll mother you through. well, that sounds weird, but wait, you're not one...?"

"a virgin, no! no. i'm not. i just...never have been to one of these."

a grin. "relax. it's not illegal. it's fun to just explore—no, research, that's a better word. ready?"

i nod. anything with ellie should be fun.

"baller! yes, let's go."

and we do have a damn straight ball, ya know.

a day of being young and dumb.

it's all i could ask for and more.

ellie reads eroticas like stand-up, the same for the description on porns.

we play charades for 'guess-the prop.'

and it's just a ridiculous, mindless good time.

she may be mental, that one, but she's alright.

she can turn anything into magic.

the kind of girl who's really lived.

the kind of girl i can't help but fall in love with.

and i bet the devil she goddamn knows it.

she's cold and warm.

an ice cold, steaming scorch.

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wait, but remember when ron called hermione "mental, i'm tellin' ya" and then ellie turns stuff into magic and then she's the girl who (really) lived omg... i think she's secretly a humanagus of granger and potter; this was unplanned btw but bc i was watching the deathly hallows last night, i thought of this lol. and adult world may have had some influence on creating this totally kinky (not) scene... vote and comment as always, folks! also, who's excited for the scorch trials? seem relevant lol but omg, dylan o is hot damn