Funny Jokes

Insults

1. If you were a robot, you would be optimus decline. >:D

2. Can i borrow your face? My butt went on vacation.

3. *DING* here that it's the elevator since you can't get on my level

4. I was going to give you a nasty look, but i can see you already have one.

5. Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I have 5 fingers
    The 3rd ones for you

6. You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen.

7. You bring everyone a lot of joy... When you leave the room.

8.If I wanted to kill myself Id climb up your ego and land on your IQ.

9. I bay love to shop, but im not buying your bullcrap.

10. Hey, you have something on your chin... No the 3rd one.

11. What are you going to do with your face when the baboon wants its butt back?

12. You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo.

13. I can't tell if you're on too many drugs or not enough.

14. I think I have Alzheimer's because I can't remember when I asked for your opinion

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Tell me in the comments which one is ur fav.
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