Just so you know, I'm not much of a Harry potter fan but my friend lillianfayeconnell gave it to me.
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*ron eating cookies*
Harry- OK OK let me guess V-dawg bribed you with cookies to go to the dark side
Ron- Yes he did! And these cookies are delicious!
Harry- Ron are you that stupid?!
Ron- am I that stupid. What?
Harry- has it ever crossed your thick skull that they could be poisoned!?! Or they could have dirt in them because they have been sent my mouldywarts dirt eaters!
Ron- THEY COULD!
Harry- (looks at reader) Readers I fear that Ronald is a shinning lighthouse in the bay of stupidity
Ron- what a lighthouse Harry?
( we are experiencing problems at the moment I'm afraid that Harry Potter has gotten into a fight with Ronald Weasley, Ronald wanted mercy shouting 'butterflies! Butterflies!' But Harry thought he had gone mad...er, Ronald is now in the hospital wing recovering)
Voldemort- Mr Ronald Weasley our newest death eater made it to the hospital wing ay?
Ron- sorry Me V-dawg sir, I got beaten up by Harry....
Voldemort- Don't worry kid, your not the only one. (Cries)
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Tysm lillianfayeconnell for the joke <3
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