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A prostitute is walking down the empty street. A man pulls up and honks his horn.
"Hey sweety, what can I do for ya t'night" she asks in a sexy tone. "Hop in sugar" she jumps in the car and they take off.
     "After tonight, you won't be able to walk for weeks," he says as they arrive at his house. "Oh," she says, lifting her eyebrow, "so you have big one?" She asks leaning over, letting her cleavage show even more than it already was. "No, sweetheart, I'm gonna cut yer legs off."

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