1. Why didn't the skeleton go to prom?
He had no body to go with
2. Why did Adele cross the road?
To say "HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIIIIIDEEEEE"
3. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts
4. What did the fly say after he hit a windshield?
I won't have the guts to do that again!
5. Why was 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9
This next riddle is worth a follow and a shout out if you can find out what it is
A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!' The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. Can you figure out how?
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