Pickup line and a comeback

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Guy: Hey girl, are those space pants? Cause your butt is outta this world!

Girl: *scoffs* nah, I'm wearing baseball pants. Can't you see? Because my pants are out of your league!

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Girl: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would make sure to put U and I together.

Guy: awe! Well, too bad N and O already are.

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-=I'm making sure to add as much as possible! I might add some I don't mean to ;P=-

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