2: Twinky pie.
Harry: Twink, hello!
Louis: It's way to early for this.
Harry: I still remember you,
Louis: Surprisingly.
Harry: Your ass looks nice in those sweats today.
Louis: Stop.
Harry: Why? You got to call me daddy.
Louis: Omfg that was an accident.
Harry: Sure it was, twinky pie.
Louis: Quit it!
Harry: Hit it and quit it ;)
Louis: I'm fricking straight. I never thought of my dingaling inside of a booty hole.
Harry: But you thought of a dingaling inside of your booty hole.
Louis: No wtf. If I were gay, I'd top.
Harry: HAHAHAHAHA NOOOOOO.
Louis: -.-
Louis: I regret adding you so much.
Harry: I thought I added you?
Louis: G2GGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Harry: Little twinky pie, get back here.
Louis: Quit it with the stupid name.
Harry: No?
Louis: How did I even find you cute?
Louis: FACEBOOK STOP SENDING MY MESSAGES OMG
Harry: Oh because it's facebooks fault -.-
Louis: It is!
Harry: You did this like three times already.
Louis: correction, Facebook did this like three times.
Harry: Sure, twinky pie... Sure...
Louis: Yo... I ain't no twink dawg... I'm not gay, son. Keep playing and imma have to come down there, beat you with a bread stick.
Harry: ???!????!???!
Louis: You got it dawg?
Harry: Uhhhhhhhhhh... Are you sure you're not drunk right now?
Louis: ... F*ck you.
Harry: You'd sure love to, twinky pie.
Louis: pls stop.
Louis: Why would you put that status up :(.
Harry: Because you are funny.
Louis: Your damn friends wont stop adding me. And that Niall dude keeps calling me twinky pie now.
Harry: Hey, thats only my nickname.
Louis: Omfg stooopppp it.
Louis: How the heck do you get so many likes?
Harry: Because I'm popular with people.
Harry: And I'm cute.
Louis: No you're not.
Harry: Yes I am.
Louis: No.
Harry: Yes.
Louis: No.
Harry: Yes.
Louis: No.
Harry: Yes.
Louis: pls shut up.
Harry: Ha! I win, you lose!
Louis: How the hell are you 22? You act like you're 5.
Harry: Twinky pie, why're you so rude?
Louis: I'm not a twink!
Harry: "Daddy"
Louis: That doesn't even prove anything.
Harry: It proves you're gay & that you're a twink.
Louis: I have a girlfriend please shut up!
Harry: What's her name then?
Louis: Briana. She's in some of my pictures dummy.
Harry: Ew I thought that was just a friend.
Louis: No..
Louis: Can you seriously stop making statuses about me?
Louis: Why're you friends with my girlfriend on here?
Louis: WHYRE YOU FRIENDS WITH MY EX GIRL FRIEND ON HERE?
Harry: Wait Eleanor is your ex? Holy crap!
Louis: Why is that surprising?
Harry: I don't know, it just it.. Omg.
Louis: Why is she on your side? -.-
Harry: Because I'm better.
Louis: I have over thirty friend requests, this is your fault.
Harry: I would say I'm sorry but I'm not.
Louis: Theres all these gay dudes messaging me, what the hell did you do?
Harry: I dunno. You're the one who decided to comment and give yourself away.
Louis: Harry stop, if I say I'm not gay then I'm not. Respect me.
Harry: I want you to stop lying to me.
Louis: I'm not.
Harry: If you're not gay then why did you call me daddy, hot and cute?
Louis: I can't find another male attractive?
Harry: You called me daddy.
Louis: By accident...
Harry: But you still did it.
Louis: -.-
Harry: Just stop denying it lol. When you do there'd be plenty of guys chasing after you and then you might be happy.
Louis: Who said I wasn't happy?
Harry: C'mon.. When I looked at your profile you look so miserable with girls hanging onto you but when a guy does it BAM, you look happy af.
Louis: -.- whatever..
Louis: I g2g. I'm going skating with my GIRLFRIEND.
Harry: Hope you meet a really cute guy there that will make you stop denying this.
Louis: I hope you get a brain by the time I get back.
Harry: Already have one babe.
Louis: My dick twitched when you called me babe.
Louis: I'm about to sue facebook sTOP SENDING THESE MESSAGES.
Harry: Oh, you're so straight lol.
Louis: Goodbye.
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Facebook •Harry x Louis•
FanfictionIn which seventeen year old Louis Tomlinson stalks twenty two year old Harry Styles on social media website called Facebook. --- Louis Tomlinson was new to Facebook, his parents never allowing him to have one until now. He adds his friends and when...