4: That is Photoshop
Harry: You never message me first.
Louis: Hello to you too.
Harry: No seriously.
Louis: I did once. Three days ago.. When we first spoke..
Harry: Oh yah...
Louis: You're such a weirdo.
Harry: Look! *image attached*
Louis: Is that me?? How are you hugging me??
Harry: It's Photoshop! Apparently people ship us.
Louis: Ship?
Harry: Niall told me it means people want us together? Idk.
Louis: It still doesn't explain why you have that picture...
Harry: Some girl made it and sent it to me. It's adorable.
Louis: No it's weird.
Harry: ( ゚,_ゝ゚)
Louis: (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
Harry: I wonder how small you are compared to me...
Louis: Why do you think these things oms.
Harry: Oms?
Louis: Oh my Satan.
Harry: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Louis: Ok bro, find your chill.
Harry: DEVIL WORSHIPER!
Louis: No???
Harry: WHY?!
Louis: Jesus Christ Harold, I can't keep up with you.
Louis: This is even harder than keeping up with the kardashians...
Harry: Did you just make a joke?
Louis: Omfg I did O.o
Harry: IT WAS ACTUALLY GOOD.
Harry: AM I RUBBING OFF ON YOU?
Louis: No because your jokes are bad.
Harry: I'm stealing your joke.
Louis: NO YOU CAN'T.
Harry: I just did. BAM!
Louis: Rude -.-
Harry: Aw, is little twinky pie angry?
Louis: What is up with you and that stupid pet name.
Harry: It's cute!
Louis: But I'm not a twink.
Harry: Are you sure?
Louis: Bye.
Harry: Nooooooooo twinky pie, don't leave.
Louis: Does it look like thats my name?!!!!!
Harry: D U H......................
Louis: I hate you so much.
Louis: You're lucky your hot.
Harry: ......
Louis: What?
Harry: I'm waiting for you to blame facebook.
Louis: You already know the drill by now so I don't have to say it.
Harry: Rolling my eyes.
Louis: (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ
Harry; Stooop.
Louis: (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ
Harry: Stop being so cute.
Louis: BYE
Harry: HELLO
Louis: BYEEEEE
Harry: HAYYYYY
Louis: I'm eating coconut tastycake.
Louis: It's so good.
Harry: Eat it off of me ;)
Louis: Do you always flirt with strangers?
Harry: Yes.
Harry: Was it obvious?
Louis: Pretty much, yeah.
Harry: I got all this money.
Louis: Sugar daddy.
Harry: And you say you're not gay or a twink pshhh
Louis: Just because I'm straight doesn't mean I can't play around?
Harry: I was joking, sugar plum. Don't get all feisty on me.
Louis: Now you have to buy me pretty clothes.
Harry: But baby was disobeying Daddy.. He needs to be punished first.
Louis: ommmmgggggg you really are a dom.
Louis: Thats so creepy.
Harry: It's hot to a lot of people.
Louis: Idk just thinking about me being a dom is... weird..
Harry: Hun... With that ass, nobody would ever let you dom.
Louis: Omfg
Harry: I'm just telling the truth.
Louis: OKAY.
Harry: OKAY.
Louis: OKAY.
Harry: OKAY.
Louis: OKAY.
Harry: OKAYY.
Louis: You messed up, haha.
Harry: You should come down here.
Louis: wtf? No.
Harry: JEEZ DONT HAVE TO BE SO MEAN.
Louis: I dont wanna come down there, be constantly flirted with by a gay guy and being harassed.
Harry: That was really rude.
Louis: Well it's the truth.
Harry: What is up with you and your anger issues..
Louis: I have no anger issues. Maybe you do.
Harry: Oh.
Louis: well you're being boring now. Bye.
Harry: Bye...
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Facebook •Harry x Louis•
FanfictionIn which seventeen year old Louis Tomlinson stalks twenty two year old Harry Styles on social media website called Facebook. --- Louis Tomlinson was new to Facebook, his parents never allowing him to have one until now. He adds his friends and when...