8: Mean
Harry: Pst
Harry: Louis, are you up yet?
Harry: No? Okay.
Harry: Just gonna wait here.
Harry: Siiiggghhhh.
Harry: Lalalalala
Louis: Jesus. Please be quiet.
Harry: That's right, I am Jesus.
Louis: You're so annoying, you know that?
Harry: Yes. Whats your point?
Louis: I was asleep.
Harry: Still? It's one in the afternoon.
Louis: It's Saturday and I'm enjoying my day off.
Harry: By sleeping?
Louis: Yes, idiot. By sleeping.
Harry: Oh someones grumpy.
Louis: Well duh. I just woke up from the constant buzzing on my phone.
Harry: How did you hear the buzzing?
Louis: It was on my night stand, idiot. The whole damn thing was going 'TZZZZ TZZZ TZZZ'
Harry: I'm not sorry.
Louis: I wanna punch you in the throat.
Harry: DO IT PLEASE.
Louis: Do you have a pain kink or something?? What the hell?
Harry: HIT ME LOUEH!
Louis: You need to calm down, that's what you need to do.
Harry: I can't calm down. I just ate a bunch of candy.
Louis: Aren't you at work?
Harry: Yes.. And your point is?
Louis: God, you really are an idiot.
Harry: Stop being so mean to me.
Louis: You woke me up.
Harry: I just wanted attention :(
Louis: Okay, I'm sorry.
Harry: Yey.
Louis: Yey?
Harry: Yes, yey!
Louis: I don't even know how to respond anymore.
Harry: Okay.
Harry: What are you doing?
Louis: Laying in bedndnsnqihqafh
Harry: What the hell?
Louis: I just dropped my phone on my face!
Harry: Ouch. That must have hurt.
Louis: It did! Now theres a bump on my nose.
Harry: Want daddy to kiss it better.
Louis: No, go away.
Harry: Let daddy kiss the boo boo better, come here.
Louis: B*tch how?
Harry: I'm laughing, goodbye.
Louis: ha ha ha. Everything is so funny. Ha ha. Ha.
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Facebook •Harry x Louis•
FanfictionIn which seventeen year old Louis Tomlinson stalks twenty two year old Harry Styles on social media website called Facebook. --- Louis Tomlinson was new to Facebook, his parents never allowing him to have one until now. He adds his friends and when...