3: She's a lesbian?
Harry: Good morning!
Louis: How the f*ck are you so cheery right now?
Harry: Because I got m paycheck.
Harry: What's wrong? Did someone not get laid last night?
Louis: You're such a dick.
Harry: But you still talk to me :)
Louis: Stfu.
Harry: xD
Louis: pls no. Dont make that stupid expression thing ew.
Harry: Why're you so grumpy today?
Louis: Well my girlfriend broke up with me lol
Harry: Why?
Louis: Turns out she likes chicks ¯\_(ツ)_/
Harry: Wait... She's a lesbian?
Louis: Yeah.
Harry: Well since she's out of the closet, it's your turn.
Louis: ╭∩╮(︶︿︶)╭∩╮
Harry: Aw so cute.
Harry: Okay, let me tell you a knock knock joke since you're so 'sad'
Louis: NO
Louis: IM BETTER NOW, SEE?!
Harry: But I didn't even tell you it yet..
Louis: PLEASE NO. IVE SEEN MOST ON YOUR STATUSES IM BEGGING YOU NO.
Harry: But why?
Louis: THEY SUCK.
Harry: Ouch :/
Louis: Sorry but I'm telling the truth..
Harry: (◡﹏◡✿)
Louis: ??
Harry: You're seriously gonna make me cry.
Louis: Don't be a wuss.
Harry: Oh...
Louis: OMFG JUST TELL ME IT.
Harry: omg yay
Harry: knock knock
Louis: Who's there?
Harry: Obama.
Louis: Obama who?
Harry: Ooo baaaa maaa self......
Louis: omfg get out.
Harry: Did it cheer you up?!
Louis: Strangely it did.
Harry: YAY!
Louis: When I first talked to you, you were all grumpy and serious. Now you resemble a five year old.
Harry: ;)
Louis: I'm highly uncomfortable now.
Harry: Damn boy, your ass is bigger than my future!
Louis: O.O
Harry: Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat i bed.
Louis: Wait what? Whats your first favorite thing?
Harry: You.
Louis: I should've freaking seen it coming tbh.
Harry: Lets play barbie. I be ken and you can be the box I come in.
Louis: STOP OMG
Harry: Call me Chris Brown cause I'd hit that! -looks at your ass-
Louis: HAHAHA STOP OMFG. THAT WAS SO RUDE.
Harry: You're on my list of things I want to do tonight.
Louis: HARRY STOP IT OMFG
Harry: No but forreal when can I eat your ass?
Louis: WHAT
Harry: I'm dead serious.
Louis: How many times have we gone over this? I'm straight. S T R A I G H T.
Harry: G A Y********
Louis: No.
Harry: Yes.
Louis: Our conversation always leads up to this point smh.
Harry: I really wanna stick my tongue in your butt.
Louis: hARRY.
Harry: lOUIS.
Louis: I like vaginas not dicks.
Harry: That ass wants to be friends with my dick so bad.
Harry: Please let it.
Louis: HA! no.
Harry: :(
Louis: Lets say I was gay, but I'm not. I wouldn't even f*ck you because first, we live nowhere near each other, second, we known each other for two days.
Harry: So? We'd just f*ck and thats all.
Louis: I don't just f*ck people and leave anyway. and I'm not gay.
Harry: Can you stop pointing that out every sentence? It's really annoying.
Louis: Well it's true...
Harry: You won't be saying that when you're screaming my name.
Louis: Calm down bro.
Harry: I get like that when I'm mad. Sorry.
Louis: get like what? Horny?
Harry: Yeah :/
Louis: Omg that's weird. You're like an actual Dom.
Harry: I am one.
Louis: Yeah right. You look and act like a cupcake.
Harry: I've spanked so many people for disobeying me, don't make me do it to you.
Louis: okay daddy.
Louis: IM FREAKING DEACTIVATING, FACEBOOK STOP.
Harry: "Straight" "not gay" "not a twink" bruh.
Louis: ughhhhhh ifhy
Harry: no but lowkey, I'm horny as f*ck.
Louis: Bye.
Harry: why you leaving.
Louis: I'm going back to sleep.
Harry: Nooooooo.
Harry: come back you little wiener.
Harry: You make me so angry.
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Facebook •Harry x Louis•
FanfictionIn which seventeen year old Louis Tomlinson stalks twenty two year old Harry Styles on social media website called Facebook. --- Louis Tomlinson was new to Facebook, his parents never allowing him to have one until now. He adds his friends and when...