Bill Cipher and the Evil Doritos (A Gravity Falls Fan Fiction)

Bill Cipher, the king of Doritos

Doritos.
Hmmmm, I don't know if it's just me but I wouldn't think of Doritos as evil. Or the fact they could exist in a different dimension and have Bill Cipher as their king. THE ULTIMATE MAMA LLAMA BILL CIPHER. But seriously for those of you who don't know who Bill Cipher is, he is an ultra powerful Dream Demon who dresses like a gentleman, But CAN'T BE TRUSTED!!! Bill Cipher is not to be messed with.

Meanwhile in the town of Gravity Falls:
At 9:30 in the morning, Dipper woke to study his journal, while Mabel was busy bedazzling herself with her new invention, the Bedazzle Gun! She would bedazzle herself and Waddles at least 10 times a day! Not to mention Soos, The mail man, Grunckle Stan, anyone she thought needed a bedazzling!

While Mabel had fun with her Bedazzle Gun, Dipper had something very serious on his mind. Last night he had a dream with Bill Cipher in it. Bill was sitting on a Dorito throne, with a crown and several posters of... his plan to take over Gravity Falls? Also a poster of the boy band Several Times. Dipper was TERRIFIED!!! What if Bill made him sing one of Several Times' songs? Bill is evil that way. The dream went like this:

"HEY KIDDO, HOW'VE YOU BEEN, WAIT DONT TELL ME I ALREADY KNOW" said Bill.
"What do you want from me!" Said Dipper.
"ALL I WANT IS YOU TO GIVE ME THE JOURNALS AND OFFER UP YOUR MORTAL BODY AS A VESSLE FOR ME TO POSSES WHILE I TAKE OVER THE WORLD, NO BIGGIE"
" No! I'll never make a deal with you EVER!"
"OH WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT, SEE YOU LATER PINE TREE! REALITY IS AN ILLUSION THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM BUY GOLD BYEEEE!"

   That was the end of Dipper's dream. Dipper told Mabel about his dream, a look of excitement and a little bit of fear came across her face as she said "Dipper I think the Mystery Twins are back in action!"