The atmosphere smelled of Nacho Cheese, Cool Ranch, Spicy Sweet Chilly, basically any Dorito flavor you can think of, even Bacon flavor, (*face palm* what has this world come to). "STUPID PINE TREE, WONT AGREE TO LET ME INHABIT HIS BODY AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD" Bill mumbled angrily.
"PERHAPS SOMEONE ELSE HE CARES ABOUT... HOW ABOUT GULLIBLE GRUNCKLE STAN OR SOOS, HAA HAHAHAHAHA!" He laughed at the pain of his enemies
Suddenly a bacon flavored Dorito with a fabulous looking mustache, flew into the room (yes they can fly, BOOM author magic!) and asked Bill, the king of the Doritos, if the battle soldiers were prepared for their weekly practice drill for OPERATION-SMEBULOCK.
" YEAH! WHEN ARE MY FAVORITE LITTLE CRUNCHY MINIONS, NOT READY?" Bill said confidently. "WHEN I TAKE OVER THE WORLD I WILL BE A FABULOUS KING! NO MORE OBAMACARE, SAY HELLO TO
BILLCIPHERCARE! HA HA HA HAA!"
Bill adjusted his hat. The only reason why Bill came to this dimension was to take over and make these guys his loyal minions for his big plans. He threatened to smash them to crumbs if he wasn't their king (I know so nice of him). He was convinced that his plan was unstoppable... but was it?
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Bill Cipher and the Evil Doritos (A Gravity Falls Fan Fiction)
FanfictionThe Pines mystery twins are back in action when Bill Cipher becomes king of the Evil Doritos. One night Dipper Pines has a weird dream involving Bill Cipher and Doritos. Bill is trying to take over the world with his evil powers and his Dorito minio...
