Bill Cipher and the Evil Doritos (A Gravity Falls Fan Fiction)

Follow The Bacon Filled Road

Grunckle Stan got up early, 9:00 AM!
That was considered early to Grunckle Stan, he wouldn't have gotten up this early if he didn't have a good reason.

         He had old man stuff to do, like count his money, scratch his back, attracting poor helpless tourists, scratch his back, watch TV, scratch his back, and numerous other things (Grunckle Stan scratches his back a lot). When Grunckle Stan was outside, attracting tourists, he saw a piece of bacon in the floor.

          "BACON"! Grunckle Stan yelled excitedly, he hadn't eaten breakfast yet. Despite the fact that it was on the floor, Grunckle Stan chewed it up. As soon as he ate that piece of bacon, he saw another, and another, and another. He rushed after each piece of bacon, getting farther and farther away from the mystery shack.

~MUCH BACON EATING LATER~

Gruncle Stan ate a piece of bacon that lead to a clearing with no trees, the only thing there was a tree stump. After he chewed the last piece of savory bacon down, everything lost its color, lighting struck, and wind blew hard.

Suddenly, a yellow, good looking, triangle floated down from somewhere in the sky. He had one eye, a bow tie, a yellow cane, and a fabulous top hat.

         "HEY OVERGROWN REALLY FAT KIDDO, WAIT YOU MIGHT NOT EVEN BE A KIDDO, ANYWAY HELLO MY NAME'S BILL CIPHER, HOW DID THAT BACON TASTE?"

        "I KNOW WHO YOU ARE! DONT PLAY DUMB WITH ME BILL CIPHER, MY IQ IS 29! YOU BETTER WATCH OUT!!! Grunckle Stan threatened, "WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME YOU OVERSIZED DORITO"!

        "RELAX BUDDY, I JUST WANT TO MAKE A DEAL, I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT IN EXCHANGE FOR YOUR LOYAL ASSISTANCE IN A LITTLE PROJECT I'VE BEEN WORKING ON..."

   Anything I want, thought Grunckle Stan, that would mean money, power, mind control, and food! But what about  Dipper and Mabel? I'm sure they won't mind, I mean a rich Grunckle is a good one.

    Secretly, Bill could hear everything Stan was thinking, Bill kept to himself because he wouldn't want to mess up his own evil plan.

"Ya know what Bill! I'll take your deal"!

"THANK YOU MY FRIEND"! Bill and Stan shook hands as the blue fire concealed the agreement.

"So, what is this little project you're working on"? Grunckle Stan asked.

"OH THAT ONE, IM GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD, YOUR GONNA BE HELPING ME GET INTO THE PHYSICAL WORLD!!

"WHAT!! I KNEW I SHOULDNT HAVE TRUSTED YOU!! NO DEAL!!
Grunckle Stan yelled

"SORRY FRIEND, TOO LATE!!
Bill pulled Grunckle Stan out of his body, and jumped into it. Every thing got its color back. Bill started running to the mystery shack just in time for lunch.

"BILL COME BACK HERE NOW"!!
Stan chased Bill, by the time Stan caught up with Bill he was eating some food in the gift shop. "HELLO STAN", Bill said calmly. "I'LL GET YOU BILL" Stan said angrily. "UM, NO I DONT THINK YOU CAN, HERE IN THE MINDSCAPE NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM" Bill said.  "I'LL FIND A WAY" Stan argued.

     Stan was worried and upset, how could he be so stupid!! He had to stop Bill! If he didn't, then who knows what would happen!