A/n: sorry I haven't updated in a while, school started and I have been very busy. The picture above has NOTHING to do with the story, that is my bearded dragon all snuggled up in a blanket! Isn't he cute!! <3 Have a great time reading!! Enjoy:
Dipper was starting to get worried, his Grunckle wasn't acting himself lately. This morning he made a decent breakfast, also said he was going to clean in the basement. Cleaning was very unusual for Grunckle Stan. Great Uncle Ford was kicked out of his work place because Grunckle Stan was going to "clean".
"Mabel, don't you think Grunckle Stan is acting a bit weird", Dipper said to his twin sister in a hushed voice.
"Stan's always weird" she said as she knitted a disco ball sweater.
"Not the usual Stan weird" he said in his squeaky worried voice, "even weirder that regular Stan weird".
"Dipp'n Dots, I don't think being that weird is even possible, besides calm down, at least Grunkle Stan is cleaning".
She had a point, Grunckle Stan was naturally weird, along with everyone else in the town of Gravity Falls, Oregon. I should just calm down, he thought to himself.
"Finished"!!! Mabel said triumphantly as she held up her finished disco ball sweater. "Wait, one last touch", she grabbed her bedazzle gun and shot her sweater. "There we go"! She ran off to the attic to try it on and look at her fabulous self in the mirror, leaving Dipper alone.
~~Meanwhile in the basement~~
Bill was looking up at the portal, foolish humans, he thought, they are up the teams they have no idea what's about to happen........I really have to give Stanford Pines and McGucket some credit for building this wonderful machine that will bring about their deaths, he thought to himself.
Bill started charging up the portal. He knew is was going to take a while to fully charge up, maybe a week or so. Bill had no time to spare, his plan was to open up the portal to his dimension, let his Dorito minions in this dimension, get out of this smelly old man body, and start a real PARTY here on Earth!!
"These people don't know what's ahead of them" Bill snickered evilly to himself "THE APOCALYPSE IS COMING, GRAVITY FALLS, AND THEIR'S NO ONE WHO CAN STOP ME"!!!
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Bill Cipher and the Evil Doritos (A Gravity Falls Fan Fiction)
FanfictionThe Pines mystery twins are back in action when Bill Cipher becomes king of the Evil Doritos. One night Dipper Pines has a weird dream involving Bill Cipher and Doritos. Bill is trying to take over the world with his evil powers and his Dorito minio...