Homestuck Randomness

Gamzee Loses his Horn

"Where the hell did it go??? I looked EVERYWHERE!" yelled Gamzee
"I don't know." said Karkat
"YOU GOTTA HELP MEEEEEEE." whispered Gamzee In to Karkat's ear
"WHAT THE HELL MAN!? Don't do that. And NO!" said Karkat already irritated
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH." moaned Gamzee
Gamzee went searching again, but came back with no horn.
As he moaped around, he thought of an idea. If he couldn't find his horn he could BE the horn
Ok, I can tell you are confused so let Gamzee explain.
"Ok so uh what ima gonna do is, make a mother fricken honking noise when ever I feel like I need to use my mother fricken horn."
Are you less confused? Good. I am so glad. So lets continue shall we?
"HONK." said Gamzee
"What the hell do you want?" said Karkat
"HONK."
"OH MY.... breathe Karkat..." Said Karkat
"HONK."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" yelled Karkat
"Ima gonna go have a pie." said Gamzee
Gamzee then walked away to go get a pie.
"Thank the sweet lord of baby Jesus..." said Karkat
"OH MA GOD!!! KARKAT! YOU ARE NEVER GONNA BEILEVE THIS!" yelled Gamzee from the other room
"WHAT?." screamed Karkat
"IT WAS IN THE PIE THIS WHOLE TIME!" yelled Gamzee with excitement
"Oh my god its a mother fricken maricale!" Karkat said sarcastically
"That's what I was gonna say!!!" said Gamzee
Then Gamzee frantically started honking his horn in front of Karkat's face.
"OH MY GOOOOODDDDDD! SOMEONE HELP ME!" yelled Karkat