No Smoking

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"Hello and welcome to your interview."
*Pulls out a cigarette*
"I'm sorry sure but there is no smoking cigarettes in this establishment."
*Lights it*
"It's not a cigarette."
"It's... not a... cigarette? Well then what is it."
*Blows smoke out of nose*
"It MIGHT be marijuana, it might not be. I'm so fucking high right now that I can't tell."
"Your fired."
"But you haven't even hired me yet."
"Get out."
The person that is smoking the weed is up for interpretation. Its who ever the fuck you guys want this person to be.

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⏰ Last updated: Oct 23, 2016 ⏰

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