Homestuck Randomness

Those are MY Donuts

Yes, in this story Karkat eats donuts for breakfast!
One morning, Karkat got up to have his usual breakfast of one donut. But to his surprise, they were ALL gone.
EVERY
SINGLE
LAST
ONE
"OK! WHICH ONE OF YOU ASS LICKERS ATE MY DONUTS?" yelled Karkat
Everyone just kinda looked at each other in confusion. Not really knowing what to say.
"I mean it could have been anyone." said Dave
"WAS IT YOU?" asked Karkat
"What no." said Dave
"IT WAS YOU YOU LITTLE ASS MUNCH!" said Karkat
"Nonononononononononono" said Dave as Karkat chased him
~
The next morning, Karkat woke up to find that his donuts were gone once again.
"OK I KNOW YOU ATE THEM!" yelled Karkat as he scared the crap out of Dave.
"What the hell man no I didn't!!"
It was then that Karkat chased Dave around again.
~
This time, Karkat got up extra early to find out who the real culprit was.
And to his surprise it wasn't Dave at all.
"AMPORA YOU LITTLE DONUT STEALER!"
"Oh shit"