Homestuck Randomness

The Bucket

One day Nepeta was walking back to the computer room where the trolls usually hang out. But what she found, shocked her.
Karkat, THE KARKAT VANTAS had a.... Bucket.... On his..... Head....
Seeing this shocked her to the piont of almost wanting to scream. But she didn't want to attract attention, and by attention she meant her meowrail Equius.
"K-karkitty?" said Nepeta confused and quite frankly, alittle scared
"OH SHIT, UH WOULD YOU MIND HELPING ME GET THIS FUCKING BUCKET OF MY HEAD?" said Karkat enraged, which is not surprising to her
"I uh... I don't think I should... Uh.... Touch it..." said Nepeta
"OH FOR FUCKS SAKE JUST PLEASE HELP ME! ITS STUCK!" yelled Karkat
"Alright shhh calm down we don't we to attract any attention." Said Nepeta quietly
It took alittle bit but she finally got the bucket off his head, then with her luck, Equius walked in.
"Nepeta!! Why are you taking part in such... Lood actions...?" said Equius with a concerned look on his face
"EQUIUS! It's.. It's not what you think... I PROMISE!!! I would never-"
"SHE WAS HELPING ME YOU DIP SHIT!" yelled Karkat
"Helping you with what lowblood? Your dirty... Dirty work?" asked Equius
"YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK YOU. SHE WASN'T DOING ANYTHING. FUCK OFF." screamed Karkat
"Watch your Profanity."
"I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR GODDAMN PROFANITY. IF I CARED I WOULD HAVE STOPPED. BUT GUESS WHAT I DONT." said Karkat enraged
"Boys, boys that's enough alright. Equius I hope you believe me when I say nothing happened. Some how... He got a.... Bucket stuck on his head and needed help. So I assisted him!" explained Nepeta
Equius gave Karkat a dirty look and left the room.
"THANKS." said Karkat
"It's no problem. But... I have been meaning to ask you, how did you get it stuck on your head anyway?"
Previously that day....
"BrO ThIs Is GoNnA Be MoThEr FuCkInG HiLaRiOuS" said Gamzee
"yAH IT IS, HE HE" replied Tavros
And I think you can figure out what happened next. :o)