~ I can't help but sing along to Meghan Trainor
In what universe does Meghan Trainor still exist after a freaking war. And this isn't even in one of those "high school" AU's. Oho no. It's one of those "no war" ones.
~ Hey bby! How R U????? I mi$$ed U so much!!!!
IT BURNS! LORD HAVE MERCY ON MY EYES!
Why?! WHY?!
So much unnecessary punctuation😵
SO MUCH TEXT SPEAK 😭
~ I can't stop thinking about him. I smile at the thought of us as he comes in to my room and kisses me. I smile into the kiss. He smiles into the kiss. I pull away and smile at him and he smiles back.
... VAT?! What is with this smile STUFF? How many times can a person smile in a paragraph? And girl you have more periods in that story then a woman on menopause. You SOUND like a robot. *I* sound like a robot reading it.
~ he drives me back to his house after our first date and up to his room. As soon as we get in I push him down on his bed.
Isn't that like one of her BIGGEST freaking fears?! AND AFTER THEIR FIRST DATE?! Gahhhhhd you give me headaches.
~ Omg hey guys! I'm SO sorry I haven't updated in SUCH a long time but I've been loaded with homework and studies! And ugh yeah I'm so sorry!
And that folks is a common way of saying "I got bored and didn't bother thinking of how you would feel after that cliff hanger."
Another rant filled chapter down 😎
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Divergent Burn Book
HumorClichés of all divergent fanfics Warning: If you're offended, I don't care. It's your fault for reading my work of art.
