A blonde, brunette, and redhead were all construction workers. At lunch break, they all sat on top of the bridge. The brunette said," if I get a tuna sandwich one more time, I am going to jump off this bridge!" Then the redhead exclaimed," if I get a salad one more time, I'm going to jump off this bridge!!" Finally the blonde replied," if I get cereal one more time I'm going to jump off this bridge!!!"
The next day, the brunette got a tuna sandwich, The redhead got a salad, and the blonde got cereal. So they all jumped off the bridge. At their funeral their husbands got up to speak. The brunettes husband said," oh I wish I had known she didn't want a tuna sandwich! I wouldn't have packed her one!" Then the redheads husband exclaimed," I can't believe I packed her a salad again! I wish I had known she didn't want it!" Then the blondes husband said,"don't look at me! She packs her own lunch!"
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Best Blonde Jokes
RandomHere are some funny blonde jokes!! I am a blonde, and I know that these jokes are just for laughs! Hope you laugh!!
