Three blondes died. They arrived at the gate to heaven. They had not been too smart in their lives, so St. Peter told them, "if you can answer this question, you can get into heaven." so he asked the first blonde, " what is Easter?"she replied, " that is the day that we give a bunch of presents to each other and Santa comes down the chimney!!" she was not allowed in heaven.
So he asked the second blonde, "what is Easter?" she said, " that's the day we eat a lot of food and turkey!" she did not go to heaven. He finally asked the third blonde, " what is Easter?" and she said, "that's the day that Jesus died in a tomb and rose again!" " finally!" exclaimed Peter. Then the blonde continued, " and then every February we roll him out of his tomb and see if Jesus sees his shadow! if he does, it's early spring!!"
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Best Blonde Jokes
CasualeHere are some funny blonde jokes!! I am a blonde, and I know that these jokes are just for laughs! Hope you laugh!!
