The Blonde Circle

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A blonde was carelessly driving down the road. She kept bumping into another car on the road, giving it dents. Eventually the person in the other car told the blonde to pull over. When they both pulled over, a big man walked out of the other car and told the blonde to stay in the circle he drew in the ground.

So the blonde happily stood in the circle. Then the man turned around and started smashing her windshield. When he turned around to look at the blonde, she was laughing. And then he turned around and busted her tires.

When he turned around once more, she was laughing again. "Why Do you keep laughing?!"  he shouted angrily. To which the blonde replied, "Every time you weren't looking, I took a step out of the circle!"

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