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(Saphera has started a chat)

(Tony Stark has joined the chat)

Saphera: dude... 

Tony: what? didn't expect me?

Saphera: no no i didn't

Tony: well i have a friend who has a friend he wants you to meet. plus other friends who want to join, plus fury who is still angry at you when you...

Saphera: i got it I got it! no need to specify certain details...

Tony: still inviting them. 

(Bucky Barnes was invited)

(Steve Rogers was invited)

(Clint Barton was invited)

(Clint Barton has been kicked off)

Steve: ... who kicked him off?

Saphera: me, he knows to much about the incident. he might tell.

Steve: oh good point.

Tony: but that's why i had invited him! 

Saphera: ... 

(Natasha Romanoff has joined the chat)

Natasha: Clint says you kicked him off.

Saphera: yea so?

Natasha: hes going to get back at you for that.

Saphera: i'm expecting it.

Tony: Bucky's been quiet

Steve: yea he's like that but once you get to know him better he won't stop talking.

Tony: Where is he anyway?

Steve: sitting next to me figuring out how to use the iphone. apparently hydra didn't have iphones.

Saphera: lol that's funny.

Tony: totally tweeting that out.

Natasha: well i gtg. 

Saphera: bye.

Tony: Bye babe

Natasha: keep dreamin lover boy

(Natasha has left the chat)

Tony: she totally digs me.

Saphera: no she doesn't

Tony: yes she does

Steve: no, no she doesn't. 

Tony: is someone jealous?

Steve: ... no

Saphera: omj does Rogers have the hots for Romanoff?

Tony: totally tweeting this too.

Steve: i do not. I respect her that's all.

Bucky: but you always told me q r uoilkvcjka sdfhw eroil

Tony: ...?

Saphera: i think Rogers pulled the phone away before he finished typing in the answer

Tony: oh... makes sense.

Saphera: ... OMJ ROGERS DOES HAVE THE HOTS FOR ROMANOFF.

Tony: or he wouldn't have took the phone from Bucky...

Saphera: Rogers give the phone back.

Steve: i did. but i had turned it off so now Bucky is trying to turn it back on.

Tony: never knew for you to be so evil 

Steve: i try.

Saphera: well help him turn it back on i need him to  finish his train of thought.

Tony: yea turn it on or i'll do it.

Steve: but you're no where near me.

Tony: its an iPhone right?

Steve: yea.

Tony: one sec.

Saphera: oooo this is gonna be good.

Bucky: the phone is back on...

Steve: -_- 

Bucky: SO AS I WAS... WHY ARE THE LETTERS BIG?

Saphera: turn the caps off.

Bucky: HOW DO I... oh never mind.

Tony: this is more fun than teaching Steve how to use the computer.

Steve: i'll have you know that i now know how to work the internet.

Tony: just the internet?

Steve: ... maybe

Bucky: So why am i here?

Saphera: Stark said that Rogers wanted you to join.

Bucky: yea but we share a house.

Saphera: lol i know

Tony: WAT?

Steve: did you not know? 

Tony: NO I DIDN'T.

Saphera: that sucks. yea Loki's here also.

Tony: WHERE DO YOU LIVE. OH WAIT I'LL JUST ASK JARVIS.

Bucky: totally not a creep.

Saphera: totally not.

Steve: i'm surprised he didn't know. i even knew.

Saphera: only cause Barnes visits you like. every other day. 

Steve: tru tru. also why do you always use last names? you're just like fury.

Saphera: never speak of his name here. He is the person that shall not be named.

Bucky: she calls us by our last names cause she likes it.

Saphera: that and it feels weird calling you by your actual names.

Tony: why? oh and I'll be coming over later.

Saphera: because Stark.... i don't know.... i just don't like calling you by your first names.

Tony: well you need to stp cause its getting weird.

Steve:  *stop. i don't mind.

Tony: -_-

Bucky: i hear "Barnes!" literally everyday so i've gotten used to it.

Saphera: yea... 

Bucky: but you always call Loki Dorki.

Saphera: he deserves it.

Tony: why?

Saphera: you don't want to know.

Tony: oh but i do. 

Saphera: oh but you don't Stark.

Bucky: you really don't

Steve: ... 

Tony: I'll just come over and ask instead.

Saphera: NUUUU

Bucky: BE OVER IN A SEC

Steve: ...

Saphera: STARK!

Saphera: STARK!

(Tony Stark has left he chat)

Bucky: I'LL GET THE GUNS

(Bucky Barnes has logged off)

Steve: I feel sorry for you.

Saphera: don't. its alright.

Steve: still 

(Steve Rogers has left the chat)

Saphera: EHHHHHHHHHH

(Chat has ended)

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