don't Poke the bear

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emberkirkland

(Saphera walker has started a chat)

(Ember Kirkland has joined the chat)

Ember: HOW COULD YOU NOT TELL MEH

Saphera: TELL YOU WHAT?

Ember: THAT YOU SHARE A FREAKIN HOUSE WITH THE WINTER SOLDIER

Saphera: oh, well i didn't tell you for that reason.

Ember: WHAT REASON?

Saphera: you're trying to yell at me through txt. and frankly its not really working

Ember: ITS WORKING FINE. I MAKE EVERYTHING WORK. I AM THE WORKER OF ALL WORKERS...

Saphera: mhm. you just keep thinking that.

Ember: I WILL. BUT I WANT TO MEET YOUR NEW HOUSEMATES MATE.

Saphera: i don't think thats a good idea...

Ember: OF COURSE ITS A GOOD IDEA.

Saphera: no it's really not.

Ember: ITS A FABULOUS IDEA NOW INVITE THEM BEFORE I ASK JARVIS WHERE YOU LIVE.

Saphera: how do you have access to Jarvis?

Ember: DON'T QUESTION ME AND MY METHODS.

Saphera: ...

(Bucky Barnes was invited)

(Loki was invited)

Loki: hello puny human.

Saphera: not human

Loki: i was talking to the puny human.

Ember: Oi i ain't puny. you're puny. hulk even said so.

Loki: ... i don't like her.

Saphera: you don't like anybody.

Loki: is true.

Ember: why is bucky quiet?

Saphera: he doesn't trust you.

Ember: why?

Saphera: cause he doesn't.

Ember: WHY?

Loki: oh i just can't imagine why.

Ember: shut up brass head.

Saphera: burn.

Loki: ...

Saphera: one sec.

Ember: its been one sec.

Ember: hello?

Ember: HELLO!

Ember: Bruh are you dead.

Ember: DON'T MAKE ME BREAK OUT THE SPAM.

Loki: hey, she's busy at the moment.

Ember: with wat?

Loki: trying to get bucky to type something.

Ember: oh... that explains it.

Ember: hello i'm alone again.

Ember: hello?

Ember: do i need to spam?

Ember: alright i'm going spam.

Ember; ART ANYBODY ABOUT!

Ember: merher

Ember: *throws bouncy balls at the wall*

Ember: SENPAI!

Ember: senpai?

Ember: *whispers* hello?

Ember: S

Ember: P

Ember: A

Ember: M

Ember: ugh.

Saphera: back

Ember: YAY! you know how bored i was?

Saphera: no and i don't really care

Bucky: hi

Ember: OMJ HE SAID SOMETHING

Bucky: bye

(Bucky Barnes has left the chat)

Ember: well he said something.

Loki: you should have seen the argument that took place prior

Ember: :(

Loki: don't worry i got it all on tape.

Ember: :) i wanna see.

Saphera: wait what

(Loki has logged off)

(Ember Kirkland has logged off)

Saphera: ... merp.

(Chat has ended)

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