The OC chat'n'ask

YOU'RE NOT AN OC GO AWAY!

(Saphera Walker has started a chat)
(Lynn has joined the chat)
(Fact has joined the chat)
(Karma has joined the chat)

Saphera: why are so many people joining?!

Fact: but I thought you wanted people to join *confused*

Saphera:... I was joking Fact.

Fact: oh...

Lynn: you doing better Saphera?

Saphera: I'm doing fine Lynn thanks for asking.

Lynn: no problem...

Karma: what did we miss when we were gone?

Saphera: not much Karma. Although I don't think the audience has met you though.

Karma: *dramatic gasp* OMJ THEY HAVNE'T! *turns to the invisible camera*

(on the other side of the invisible camera)

???: HOW DID SHE SEE US?!

???: I DON'T KNOW! I THOUGHT WE HID THE CAMERA BETTER THIS TIME!

*panic*

(Back in the chat room)

Karma: hey guys *casual talk an friendly wave* my name is Karma and I can control your fate *has a cheerful smile* and if you tick me off I can give you bad luck for the rest of your life! *innocent smile*

Lynn:... Well then. *raises eyebrows and slowly backs away*

Saphera: this is normal don't worry.

(Lilith has joined the chat)

Lilith: guys I'm bored.

Saphera: ME TOO! *throws arms in the air* that's why I started the chat!

Fact: I don't understand boredom.

Lynn: you don't understand most things that do with feelings.

Fact: I don't.

Karma: you're all funny. *smiling*

Saphera: I AM THE DEFINITION OF FUNNY! *yelled at the top of my lungs*

Lilith: you should tell us the dream you had.

Saphera: should I? You all may explode from all the feels.

Everyone: TELL THE STORY!

Saphera: all right all right. No need to yell.

(Ambrosia joined the chat)

Ambrosia: *looks at everyone sitting in a tight circle around Saphera*

(Ambrosia has left the chat)

Saphera: well she doesn't want story time.

(Markiplier has joined the chat)

Markiplier: how do I make my name shorter?

Everyone: MARK!

Saphera: OI YOU'RE NOT AN OC! *points at him*

Markiplier: no, but Wilford was here and he's not an oc.

Saphera: he wasn't even supposed to be here!

Markiplier: I'm going to state again. HOW DO I MAKE MY NAME SHORTER? *throws arms in the air*

Lynn: I got it.

(Markiplier has been changed to doof)

Doof: hey!

Lilith: *snickers* it suits you.

Doof: change it to something else! *jumps up and down annoyed*

Fact: I'll do it... *cut off*

Lilith: it's ok Fact I'll take care of it.

(Doof has been changed to iaad)

Iaad: iaad?

Lilith: it abbreviates I- am- a- dork.

Saphera: stop messing with the man!

(Iaad has been changed to mark)

Mark: thank you.

Saphera: you're welcome.

(Fact has left the chat)

Lynn: oh where did Fact go! I needed to ask her what would happen if I got bit with a radioactive spider. *pouts*

Karma: probably die.

Lynn: wow.

Saphera:...

Mark: so anywho I wanted to join your chat. See what it's like. *looks around*

Saphera: but you're not an OC! You can't be here!

Mark: nothin's stoppin' me!

Lynn: technically Saphera can kick you off at anytime. But she hasn't. *wiggles eyebrows*

Saphera: what if I just want to make a point...*realizes what Lynn was doing* you're as bad as opinion!

Karma: no. Ember is as bad as opinion. But less noticeable with the ships.

Mark: you could have kicked me off at anytime?

Lilith: yep.

Mark: then why did you whine about me not being an OC when you could have just kicked me off?

Lilith: because she likes you. She is like a big fan girl...

(Lilith has been disconnected)

Saphera: she was being annoying anyway. I am a big fan girl but I respect you as a person and explode from the inside. So I implode not explode. *put my hands in my pockets*

Mark: ... Well then.

Karma: OOOOOO I GET TO START A CAR CRASH! SEE YA SUCKERS

(Karma has left the chat)

Everybody: 0-0...

Saphera: well then.

Mark: that was fascinating

Saphera: I think this chat has been long enough.

Mark: why?

Saphera: look at the word count. *directs him to the bottom right of the screen*

(On the other side of the screen)

???: HOW DID SHE KNOW WHERE TO LOOK!

???: I DONT KNOW SOUND THE ALARM!

* panic*

(Back in the chat)

Mark: woo. That's a lot of words.

Saphera: yep.

Mark: well then see'ya

Saphera: hopefully not in my chat.

Mark: *mumbles something then looks up at the media* hey is that me?

Saphera: yes it is now go home.

Mark: fine. *a bit annoyed*

(Mark has left the chat)

Saphera: longer than expected.

(Chat ended)