Funny Random Stuff

Sorta funny stuff

You laugh at me because I'm different.....I laugh at you because you're all the same.

I like oxygen. I am a moron. Therefore I'm a oxymoron.

Ignore this message. Hey, if you just read what I just typed, you were not ignoring it!

I give 100%.........10% of the time.......

There are three different kinds of people in the world.......those who can count and those who can't.

All generalizations are false.

You are unique, just like every one else.

School prepares you for the real world, I want the fake world......

I never made a mistake, I thought I did once but I was mistaken.

Come to the dark side.......we have cookies!

I used up all my sick days, so I called in dead.

Some people say I have A.D.D. but they don't understa.........Hey, look a squirrel!

Pirates Aaaaaarrrrrrhhhh cool.

Sometimes when I'm alone, I Google myself.

The Amish know how to raise the roof!

Asteroids rock! You're beginning to irritate me. It's time to die.

If you see "They are here" on a map where you also see "You are here", you know someone i

Is out to get you.

Yes, no, maybe so, I don't know, so ask Moe. Who's Moe? I don't know.