Funny Random Stuff

Authors note

Hey there peeps! Listen, I hope you like this story. I hope this story make you laugh really hard. Well, if you like this book, skip to the next chapter. If not, stop reading it. Seriously stop reading this. STAHP!! WHY ARE YOU STILL LOOKING AT THESE WORDS!! THERE IS NOTHING LEFT TO READ ABOUT!!! SERIOUSLY STAHP!!! Okay, I'll be calm. Please stop reading this.

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Well, since your still here, I'll just tell you a story.

One day, I was riding my bike through the neighborhood, and I saw my friends made a ramp. I went down a hill and I went of the jump. The only problem was I didn't stand up. My seat slammed into my crotch, and I fell off my bike. I was running around yelling

"F***!!! F***!!!!"

So yeah. Thats my story. The end.

90% of all of my readers read this chapter, because they didn't want to miss anything