Day: September 29, 2030
Time: 17:21
Venue: Tomlinson Residence (specifically, the living room)
Harry: "Kids, have I ever told you the story of how I met your father?"
Autumn and Nick: (furrow their eyebrows and shake their heads)
Harry: "Well, I'll just skip ahead to the moment I told him I was pregnant."
Autumn and Nick: "YOU WERE PREGNANT?!"
Harry: "As I was saying..."
Year: December 7, 2011
Venue: Payne Residence (specifically, the bathroom)
Time: 16:32
Harry: (slaps Louis' face until he wakes up)
Louis: "W... What happened? Did I pass out?"
Harry: "Not exactly."
Time: 16:20
Harry: "I'm pregnant."
Louis: "But you're a boy!"
Harry: "Yeah but-"
Louis: "Are you sure you're not just getting fat?"
Harry: (punches Louis so hard he faints)
Time: 16:32
Louis: "Oh, yeah. So, um, you're pregnant."
Harry: "Yeah"
Louis: "Huh... Looks like nobody told Harry Jr."
Harry: (punches Louis once more he faints)
Time: 16:40
Louis: "What happened? Did I pass out?"
Harry: "Oh my..." (raises fist)
Louis: "Please stop hitting me! Hey, are... are you sure you're pregnant?"
Harry: "No, not positive. But I keep on feeling nauseous every morning thus having morning sickness. I'm gonna go see a doctor on Monday to find out for sure. Until then, not a word of this to anyone."
Louis: "Not even Nick?"
Nick: "Wait dad, you named me after your ex? What the fu-"
Harry: "Watch your mouth Nicholas William Edward Tomlinson! (ponders) Oh my you're right, I've never noticed that! Well I told your dad to name you Bernardine, would you rather have that name?"
Nick: No! (irritated) No way just ugh please continue with your story.
Louis: "I mean it's probably his. I've spent years training my boys to swim the other way. If you know what I mean."
Harry: "Nick and I haven't had sex yet. If I'm pregnant, you're the dad."
Louis: (dumbfounded) "That's wonderful!"
Harry: "Huh?"
Louis: "I'm gonna be a daddy!"
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How I Met Your Father (l.t & h.s)
Fanfic“Kids, have I ever told you the story of how I met your father?”
