How I Met Your Father (l.t & h.s)

Chapter 4

Day: September 30, 2035

Time: 06:00

Venue: Tomlinson Residence (master's bedroom)

Harry: (opens eyes; surprised that Louis is awake and staring at him fondly) "Morning, Lou." (smiles)

Louis: "Morning, love." (kisses Harry)

Harry: (giggles) "Lou, our breaths stink." (wrinkles nose in disgust)

Louis: "You put your dick in my mouth and I in you but I don't see you complaining about that." (Harry laughs) "Oi, come on a little morning breath won't hurt you wouldn't it?"

Harry: (caresses invisible beard and ponders) "Hmmm, let me think about it. Uhm no."

Louis: (surprised) "What?!"

Harry: "No- Louis!"

Louis: (straddles and tickles Harry) "What did you say?"

Harry: (laughing) "N-no! L-louis! T-that's unfair!"

Nick: "For Christ's sake dads it's Monday!"

Autumn: "You two are so loud. It's too early!"

Louis: "Oi you two, get ready for school you're gonna be late."

Harry: "I'll make breakfast... Uhm, Louis?"

Louis: (hums)

Harry: "Release me?"

Louis: "Nah." (holds onto Harry tighter and nuzzles further into Harry's neck)

Harry: "Louis!"

Louis: "Awe come on just five more minutes please?"

Harry: (hesitates) "Bu-"

Louis: (gives Harry his best puppy-dog eyes)

Harry: (groans) "Fine!"

Day: September 30, 2035

Time: 15:23

Venue: Tomlinson Residence (living room)

Autumn and Nick: "We're hoooome!"

Harry: "Oooh hello lovelies!"(kisses their cheeks) "How's life?"

Nick: "A bummer perhaps."

Autumn: "It was not so bad considering it is a Monday."

Harry: "I guess that's great."

Nick: "Hey dad, can you please continue the story now?"

Harry: "Hmmm. I guess. We've got plenty of time yeah?"

Autumn: "I'll go get some popcorn."

Harry: "...For what?"

Nick: "Dad, the story of how you and papa met is like the bomb."

Harry: (grins)"Well I'm glad you kids enjoy it."

Autumn: "I'm back! Can you tell us that thing about the storm or wait what was that again?"

Harry: "You mean the hurricane?"

Nick: "Exactly!"

Day: November 28, 2011

Time: 21:34

Venue: McQueen's Pub