BoJack Horseman The Fanfiction. "One night in Vegas"

Part 1

[BoJack Horseman themesong starts playing]

[In the middle of the desert on a lonesome road, a red convertible is driving way above the speedlimit]

[BoJack is driving and Todd is sleeping next to him. BoJack is trying to have a conversation on the phone]

BoJack: Yes, okay. Okaaay. Right. Ok. Yes, of course. How should i know? 1 hour maybe. I see you later. Bye!!

[Todd is awaken by BoJacks voice]

Todd: [Yawns] ahhh....who was that?

BoJack: That was just Princess Carolyn pestering me because she think she is so smart and believes i forgot about the whole show-thingy.

Todd: What, where are we?

BoJack: Route 15, heading for Las Vegas. Sometimes i like to think that you don't even listen to what i say.

Todd: You pulled me from the couch, packed my clothes and was blabbering about...i don't know. And i'm not listening?

BoJack: Exactly. That is how it works in my house.

Todd: Well excuse me then landlord. May i ask why we are heading for Las Vegas?

BoJack: Errmmm.....something to do with Secritariat...i think, and also some stupid nerd convention where you will absolutely fit in perfectly.

Todd: Comic-con?

BoJack: Yes, that!

Todd: And your role in that is....?

BoJack: To showcase the movie and mingle with stupid people that think they are director-material just because they can hold a videocamera and post it on youtube. Makes me sick! Never the less, we will be there for a week tops. Nothing bad with a little vacation after the whole "Brent-situation". [sighs]

Todd: About that. How are you holding up?

BoJack: Good, i think. Better than before. Think i'll be better in the town that never runs out of liquor, loose women, pills from questionable people and gambling,gambling,gambling!!

Todd: You okay?

BoJack: YES! NEVER BEEN BETTER. Got some pills from Doctor Hu to make me more alert. ALERT ALERT ALERT!!!

Todd: Doctor Who?

BoJack: No, Doctor HU!

Todd: Who?

BoJack: HU! Wait, who were we talking about again?

[After about an hour, they can finally se Las Vegas from a distance]

Todd: I can see it! Woohoo, yeah!! Viva Las Todd!!

BoJack: Viva Las BoJack!!!!! Viva Doctor Hu!!! Gambling!!!

[They get closer and pass the "Welcome to fabulous Las Vegas Nevada" sign.]

[BoJack and Todd enter the city and travel down the iconic Las Vegas strip and watch all the lights and casinos, the pedestrians and entertainers.]

Todd: Wow!!! Can't believe i'm here! This is epic! Look at it!

BoJack: It's not halfbad. Been a long time since! Good and bad memories from this place. This will be a good week i hope.

Todd:So, where are we staying then?

BoJack: Oh Todd my little minion. This time i thought to myself, why spare any expenses? So i have booked rooms for us at......The Bellagio!!!!

Todd: Oh no you didn't?

BoJack: Yes way jose! And no couch sleeping for you, you get your own room so i can have a little alone time.

Todd: Oh my god, is it my birthday?

BoJack: If you can't answer that question, how could i? Ah! Here it is!

[BoJack takes a hard turn and go into the driveway of The Bellagio and stops hard, they are greeted by a Hotel Ant Employee]

Employee: Hello, my name is greg, can i take your bags?

BoJack: Knock yourself out!

[The Ant grabs all of the bags in one go and runs away, BoJack and Todd goes into Bellagio and heads for the reception. BoJack rings the bell. A female Zebra receptionist greets him]

Receptionist: Welcome to The Bellagio and how can i help you?

BoJack: I have booked 2 sweet ass suites for me and my trusty companion.

Receptionist: Okay then. What is your name sir?

[BoJack lifts his sunglasses and smiles]

BoJack: I am BoJack Horseman, the famous tv star from Horsin' around and other things.

Receptionist: OMG! When i saw the name in the computer i thought it was fake for sure, but it really is you! I am such a huge fan!! What was it now......oh!! 3 little orphans 1,2,3, without a home or a family tree! Can't believe you're here!

[BoJack leans on the desk and smile, and Todd looks away and sighs]

BoJack: Absolutely amazing, i have a strong feeling that we will be very good friends. You know, i believe that i have some time over this evening if you would like to, i don't know, explore this city or just hang.

Receptionist: Oh Mr. Horseman, i don't know....ehhh......what the heck, we only live once huh? My name is Kazzandra.

BoJack:Pleased to meet you. And call me BoJack.

Receptionist: [giggles] Well....BoJack. I have the keys for you. Take the elevator to the 15th floor and go to the right. Can't miss it! Room 404 for you and 405 for your little friend.

BoJack: Gotcha!!

[They head for the elevators and BoJack walks with a stupid smile on his face.]

Todd: Did she called me "little"? I don't know how to feel about that. Wait, what are you smiling about?

BoJack: Still got it. I still got it!

Todd: I bet she does that to everyone!

BoJack: She was totally into me, she even knew that stupid song.

Todd: Yeah, perhaps. Hehehe...BoJack. What if you can't find your room?

BoJack: 15 th floor to the right. How hard could it be?

Todd: Yeah, but you have the room 404, what if you can't find it?

BoJack: I have no idea what you're talking about.

Todd: Room 404-Not found!

BoJack: What? Are you high?

Todd: Ah, forget it. This elevator takes forever!!

[The doors open and they travel up to the 15th floor, they head into their rooms and make themselves at home. BoJack starts by raiding the minibar and fill his pockets with small liquor bottles. Todd just throw his stuff on the floor and jumps in the bed before falling and breaking a lamp on the nightstand. They meet up in the lobby 45 minutes later to see Princess Carolyn.]