BoJack Horseman The Fanfiction. "One night in Vegas"

Part 7 Epilogue.

[1 week later. Monday]

[BoJack is up early becuse of trouble sleeping, he is sitting in his couch watching some TV. Todd is out with PB for some "workrelated" business. Probably some nonsense. BoJack is swirrling his glass of whiskey in his hand as he reflects about what happened a week ago.]

BoJack: A week later and my mind is still a mess. [He bends down and lights up his bong and takes a hit]

[Phone rings]

BoJack: [Coughs] argh...cough....BoJack here, and yes, i am sober.....ish.

Princess Carolyn: Carolyn here. Still alive?

BoJack: Trying not to. What do you want? I got bong water everywhere!

PC: Fascinating! Well, just trying to be friendly and check on you. Are you still up for the commercial on Friday? The one i talked anout, the one i e-mailed you about, the one i have left 7 messages on your phone about?

BoJack: Yes, i do the stupid commercial. Yeez.

PC: That is just lovely. And don't complain...

BoJack: You know me...

PC: It's the easiest job ever. Just sit on a couch like you do right now...

BoJack:Are....are you spying on me? [looks around]

PC: No, i have mystical magical powers. I just made a good guess because you been sitting on your ass all week because of that girl. You know what? We meet up on Thursday and go over the details. That okay?

BoJack: Yeah, that's okay.

PC: .........what happened BoJack?

BoJack: What? What are you talking about?

PC: What happened in Vegas? Don't blame the drugs again. What really happened?

BoJack: [sighs] the whole trip to vegas......i thought i could, forget about him.....but i couldn't. I took a lot of pills, they made forget though, but they made me forget about everything else too. I guess i'm not really over his death, not yet. But something in Vegas made me slightly happier.

PC: Was it her?

BoJack: I want to think so, or that i made everyone happy for once, i don't know....

PC: Listen, you are a good friend to me, an okay lover and a crappy ex-boyfriend and an even worse client, but i would never want to see you suffer, is it anything you need to talk about, you know where to find me...

BoJack: Thanks, i mean it.

PC: I know you do. See you on thursday.

BoJack: Yeah, bye.

[They hang up and BoJack casually walks over to the window in a paranoid way and looks for Princess Carolyn outside]

BoJack: Hmmm.....she can be sneaky sometimes....

[Doorbell rings]

BoJack: I KNEW IT!

[He runs over to the door and opens it]

BoJack: HA! I knew you were........wait, what?

Kazzandra: Errr.....Surprise?

BoJack: What? What are you doing here???

Kazzandra: Well, kind of a funny story...okay, not that funny really. Kind of lost my jobb at The Bellagio when they found out i was involved in your "Epic Super Party".

BoJack: Oh, i am sorry, i didn't mean for that to happen..

Kazz: No, it's okay, it was my own fault. Then there was a thing i didn't tell you when we got married....

BoJack: What thing?

Kazz: I...i..actually had....a...you know, i had a boyfriend.....ish. He was a total douche but i lived with him and all. Well, long story short, he found out what i did and kicked me out. So, no job and no place to live. I remembered you saying that i was welcome at any time.....right?

BoJack: Yeah, well....the place looks like shit....and errr...okay,screw it. [opens the door fully] Come on in, it's good to see you again.

Kazz: My pleasure "Mr. Superstar".

[Kazzandra hugs BoJack and enters the house. He gets a little smile on his face and then close the door]

Back in the 90s I was in a very famous TV show (Waaaah!)

I'm Bojack the Horse, (Bojack!) Bojack the Horseman

don't act like you don't know

And I'm trying to hold on to my past

It's been so long I don't think I'm gonna last

I guess I'm just trying to make you understand

That I'm more horse than a man

Or I'm more man than a horse.

(Bojack!)