Road Trip

|Chapter 24

3' am and I swear I hate driving this early. Why'd I even force Nia to let me drive.

"Kai, if you crash this bus again and accidentally flip another car, I will stab you and gvive you a slow and painful death."

"Like You Can"

She gives me a death stare. I return the stare.

"KAI FOCUS ON THE ROAD" she yells.

"Okay okay" I grin.

"God you're so.."

"charming, cool, amazing, sweet, hot?"

"No, EW, NO!"

"Just Joking, weirdo"

"Don't 'Just joking weirdo' me"

"Oooh I see a costco.... I'm guessing I should leave you right now.."

"Good Idea."

"Joke. you're following me in Costco"

"WHAT?"

"Don't be a killjoy, we'll be out in a few."

"You Suck Kai, Honestly."

"So we need carts, and a lot of money. just grab Adonis's money stash under his bed."

She ran off towards his bed, stole his duffel bag, and ran towards me. We entered costco and started searching.

"We Need A Lot Of Viagra."

"FOR WHAT? YOUR VAGINA?" She jokingly shouts. "I THOUGHT WE WERE BUYING KIA'S SURPRISE PRESENT?"

"Oh right, but we need Viagra though, after we visit Kaylee's, we go back, obviously, spread viagra all over Adonis, then I have to leave you, so you're going to need to set it up, please? Thank You."

Ten Minutes, and we were out, with two shopping carts, one had Nia in it, over excited cause apparently, she forced me to buy her a bear too, and one cart full of the other stuff, and Adonis's duffel bag full of viagra.

"SO YOU READY TO PRANK ADONIS?" I excitedly shout.

"Hell Yeah"

"Good, time to use the Nitrous, I'm in a hurry. Real hurry"

"Where are you going anyways?"

"Somewhere"

"Where?" She gives me a stern look.

"No, where. And I Really mean no where."

"Okay?"

I switched on the nitrous button and off we went, off into the empty, dark, cold road.

-20 Minutes Later

"So, I'll stay in the bus, and you just, head off to Kaylee's."

"Alright."

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"So how was your emotional time? I hope it was worth the wait, I Need to leave in like, two hours."

"Let's, uh, go" She sniffs.

"I was really hoping you'd take less than 10 minutes, but okay, well, new plan. We head off to camp site, we cover Adonis, we set up the picnic, we hop in the bus again, and I'll drop you back to Kaylee's. Happy? Good."

"Fine."