Road Trip

|Chapter 26

Adonis woke up ftom all of Nia's ranting. I bet he had a nice dream cause he woke up grinning at me. Then he looks at himself. He puts on that horrified face of his, finding out he's covered in Viagra, he walks towards me and glares menacingly.

"KYLE I KNOW YOU FUCKING DID THIS SO YOU BETTER GET..."
Knowing that Ado takes pranks seriously, I cut him off with random blabbering. We continue arguing until he notices his duffel bag on the ground, empty of money.

"Why the fuck did you use my money?" He asks. " Why The Fuck Did You Use My Money?!" He questions again.

Oh he's asking for it. Time to put on Mr. Bad Boy Kai.

"You use the money for yourself, unlike the rest of us, we gladly help each other out with money issues. Then here, we find out that 'broke' Adonis , isn't so broke. So why the hell were you keeping the money from us?"

Everyone wakes up from the arguing. I look around to see who else was staring, and there, Kia sat with a shocked face.

"At least I have friends, unlike you, taking wolves from forests and bonding with them, showing off your animal side. Why don't you just run off then with wolves? You're not human. You don't deserve to be. You're a disgrace. "

Everyone gasped. Hearing that from my first grade friend, I don't even want to look at him anymore. I turn around a jog towards the trees, stopping by the entrance...

"You know, maybe I will run off!" I shout towards Adonis. "Sorry if my soft spot for animals got in the way JERK. You know what? GROW THE HELL UP. YOU ACT LIKE YOU'RE THE SHIT HERE. IN THE REAL WORLD, YOU'LL MEET A LOT MORE PEOPLE LIKE ME. AND FRIEND'S? SERIOUSLY? YOU HAVE FRIENDS? I DON'T SEE THE CHEMISTRY IN THAT. LOOK AROUND ADONIS. AFTER YOUR STATEMENT, IM NOT SO SURE YOU HAVE ANYMORE 'FRIENDS'." With those words, I turn around and ready to run until I hear Kia shout my name. I turn around and see her running towards me.

"Hey" I say. She runs up, gives me a hug, and holds my hand.

"You're not leaving me again. Im going with you this time."

"But what about everyone else?"

"Let them deal with Adonis. I'm not losing my boyfriend after our monthsary."

"Thats lovely Sweetheart" I exclaim in a gentle tone."Hop on my back, and I shall take you on a magnificent trip in the deep dark woods." I announce in the most gentleman-ish voice.

"Awe" she hops on my back.

"Where shall we go, M'lady?"

" Anywhere away from that horrible dragon, hun"

"Well," I huff. "To the kingdom then?"

"Yes, yes." She replies as i start to run off.

"Princess?"

"Yes?" Kia asks.

"That was gay. Let's agree never to do that ever"

"Awe, why? That was cute of you."

"Fine" I set her down, giving her a peck on the cheek. "I'm tired." I say, panting.

"I see that." She grabs hold of my hand.

"Small hands" i grin.

"Wow, don't ever say that about my hands again or ill choke the love out of you."

"Well ouch, but you'd rather be complimented with big hands?"

"On second thought, small hands are fine."

"See."

"I love you."

"I love you too."

"I love you more."

"I love you the most. Ha. Lol. Suck on it." I grin, feeling the radiation of my awesomeness around me.

"Uhhhh..." She grins. I gotcha' there. Right when I thought I won, she says, "I love you the mostest"

"Babe, that isn't a word."

"But there isn't a word to define our love."

"Touché"

She grins.

"Why are we so gay?"

"Cause you're gay, hun."

"No im..." Feeling like im insulting bisexual people, I stop.

"I didn't know you were bise-----" i stop her , placing my palm on her lips.

"The past is the past sweetheart, no need to bring it up."

"Why are we so weird?"

"Cause I love you."

"No you don't, you only feel that way because im secretly an alien from outer space who drugged you and called you mine."

"Uh huh, I'm dating a weirdo." She punches my arm lightly.

"No need to be rude, I still love you" I add.

Weirdo