CXXXII- Sing a Song of Kick Ass

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In the Excavation Labor Camp in Udon, all of the Beasts Pirates—led by Queen—and the prisoners of the camp, including Luffy and a short old man (who had strange collars around their necks), watched as the dust cleared from a newly-made hole in the wall.

Beasts Pirates: The gate at the front entrance has been destroyed!! The second and third gates are ruined too!!

A giant, looking silhouette began to appear from the dust, causing all of the pirates to sweet nervously.

Queen: Is that...?

Beasts Pirates: She looks familiar, but it can't be... What other old hag could destroy those steel gates, though? It has to be...

The dust suddenly cleared, revealing O-Lin, grinning wickedly at everyone.

Everyone: <terrified> B-BIG MOM?!!!

O-Lin: What's that? Is it something yummy?

Queen's eyes popped out of his sockets.

Queen: WHAT IS BIG MOM DOING HERE?!! THEY SAID THEY SANK HER SHIP!!!

Luffy: <shocked> WHAAAT?!! Am I dreaming right now?!!

Beasts Pirates: AAAAAH!!! She's an Emperor of the Sea like Kaido!! Why is she here?!!

O-Lin: Come quick, O-Tama! I smell the scent of oshiruko!! Let's eat it together!!!

Outside of the prison, the rest of O-Lin's party stood, unsure of what to do next.

Tama: O-Lin's callin' for me!

Chopper: What?! How is there oshiruko inside?! That was a complete and total bluff...

(Y/N): Has fortune finally favored me? This is almost too good to be true.

Kiku: And...the gate is wide open now! The other big question was how we were going to get inside!

Tama: That means we can go in and rescue big bro now!!

Kiku: O-Tama, Lord Momonosuke, you must hide out here and wait for us.

Tama: <mad> Awww!

Momo: I...I suppose there's no choice.

Kiku: Of course there isn't. After all, you must not be spotted here, Lord Momonosuke. Udon is under the control of Queen, an All-Star of the Beasts Pirates. We must use our utmost vigilance, Tea-san, Chopperemon!

She tied a towel around her face and gripped the tilt of her sword.

(Y/N): Okay, what is with you samurai and tying those towels under your noses?

Back inside the prison, Queen glared at O-Lin.

Queen: Did you just say oshiruko?!

O-Lin: Yeah, where is it? Give it here! We heard you get to eat all you want, so that's why we came! <3

Queen: Absolute nonsense! Who told you that?! Did you know oshiruko is my favorite?! Is that why you've come to steal it?!

Luffy: <shouting> Wait, you guys!! Jaggy and his pal are gonna drown while you're arguing about nonsense!! Pull them up first!!

He pointed behind him to where Eustass Kid and his partner Killer were being hung over a well by rope, their upper torsos submerged in the water.

Queen: You call this nonsense?!!

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