Character Information:
(Y/N): Your Name (First)
(L/N): Last Name
(H/C): Hair Color
(H/L): Hair Length
(S/C): Skin Color
(E/C): Eye Color
(F/C): Favorite Color
(Y/N), Robin, and Jimbei entered the main building of Onigashima where the party was going on in full swing. Pirates filled the entire area, all of them singing, dancing, and drinking.
(Y/N): Goodness gracious. How many crewmates does Kaido have?
Jimbei: This is what an Emperor's crew truly is. We must be extremely wary.
Off in the distance, the sounds of fighting could be heard.
Robin: <sweat dropping> Why do I get the feeling you-know-who is behind that?
(Y/N): <facepalms> Ugh. Whatever. They can handle themselves. We need to stay blended in.
Jimbei: I suppose that means we must behave like this rambunctious and rowdy crowd.
(Y/N): Yep. Put on our best acting performances. I'll go get us some drinks.
As he walked off, Robin and Jimbei looked at their surroundings. A giant creature stomped by, causing the crowd to part with loud yelps.
Robin: That reminds me of Oars...
Jimbei: That is one of the Numbers, a group made up of artificially produced ancient giants. Well, it would be more accurate to say that they are failures. Still, Kaido found some use for them.
Robin: Hm. It's times like these that I am grateful we were able to get stronger before we entered the New World. If we had encountered such foes at the time...
Jimbei: Yes. But even now we cannot underestimate Kaido and his forces.
Meanwhile, (Y/N) approached a bar where the bartender himself was completely wasted. He was pouring drinks, most of which did not make it into the mugs.
(Y/N) tapped him on the shoulder.
(Y/N): Three of your very best.
Bartender: <hiccups> Huh? Who're you?
(Y/N): I'll have you know I am senior officer Pat Myaz! How do you not remember me?!
Bartender: Pat Myaz?
(Y/N): Yes! Now give me the drinks, you buffoon or do I have to inform Queen that you aren't doing your duties properly?
The bartender narrowed his eyes in suspicion.
Bartender: I swear I had already given drinks to Pat Myaz.
(Y/N): Pardon?
A drunk woman stumbled over, holding up an empty mug.
???: More beer, pleesh!
Bartender: There she is!
(Y/N): HUH?!
The woman looked at (Y/N) and smirked.
Pat: Hiya, handsome! Name's Pat Myaz.
(Y/N): You have got to be joking.
Pat: Nope!
Bartender: So what's your real name?
(Y/N) sighed and quickly glanced around. Everyone was too distracted to be paying any attention. He quickly punched both Pat Myaz and the bartender in the face, knocking them out cold. He then grabbed three full bottles of booze.
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Dressed in Black (One Piece Male Reader Insert)
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