The Bad And Infuriating ✅ (Slowly Editing) 2015

3. The Incredibly Jealous Player ☆

"Yes I wanna be your girlfriend."

The rest of the evening is great. Ryan laughs at all my corny jokes. Even the ones that are a bit stupid. When he drops me off at home, he leans in for a kiss, but before anything else can happen, I tell a corny joke. "What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?"

Ryan waits patiently for my answer. "You call it a slipper, ( Ryan stares blankly at me ) because you slip on a banana, they're so slippery, no? You don't get-" Before I can say another stupid word, he cups my face and kisses me on the lips.

Funny  how things go. Two days ago, I'd never kissed before or had a boyfriend, now I'm kissing and have a boyfriend. I must have giggled, because Ryan looks funny at me. "What?" "You giggled" I blush and stare at my feet. He holds my chin up and leans in to kiss me again. I turn my cheek towards his lips. He snorts and then stares at me in disbelief. "What is it, Mia? " I look at him through my hair and say to him: "My brothers and mother are standing in front of the window, eyeing us." Ryan laughs then kisses me gently. I lean in and forget everything around me.

'HONK! HONK! HONK!'

A car honks and then pulls in my driveway. Holy cow. It's my grandma. What the hell is she doing here?  Ryan backs of, looking really red in the twilight light. "Hello Mia, you look lovely, and who is this dashing young man?" She pulls me and Ryan into a hug. Pushing her boobs into my face. God I didn't miss this at all. When my mom opens the door, grandma walks straight into her arms, Ryan pokes me in my side and says: "Are you my backyard... ( he waits a few seconds, in which I stare at him blankly ) Because I really dig you." He looks really smug with himself. I swat his arm.

Then we both start laughing.

"Hey Mia you and Mister unknown can come in if you guys are done snogging." My brothers can't stop snickering at mom's comment. I flush ruby red and from the corner of my eye, I spot Ryan looking really uncomfortable. We both walk in. Ryan takes my coat from my shoulders. I smile at the gesture. My mom is eyeing Ryan, angrily. " So what are you two? Dating?" Ryan answers firmly with a yes. My mom's murderous glare becomes warmer.  "So you have a boyfriend now, Mia?" "Yes mom."

"Well hello, what's your name again? 'It's Ryan, ma'am' Ah Ryan, I'm Diana, Nice to meet you, my dear. Welcome to our family." This is beginning to get weird. After giving my mom a warning, she hugs Ryan firmly.

We have an amazing night. Ryan laughs and makes jokes with my mom and grandma. Even the twins appear to like him. When Ryan needs to go, he asks me which school I go to. "I go to the Winsester high school."
Ryan stares at me.
"What?"
"I also go to Winsester high school. I've never seen you before in my whole school career!" "Seriously?! Awesome!" I high five him, my boyfriend. "How about the fact that I'll pick you up? Tomorrow 7.30 am I'll be in your driveway and we can ride to school together?" I nod and smile. Perfect. Then Tom Ronalds will meet my boyfriend and see that I don't give a crap about him or anybody else.

THE NEXT MORNING, 7.28 a.m

When I hear a car pulling over I glance through the doorhole. It's Ryan. He's early. Two minutes to spare. Nice. He gets out of his car and hugs me, before tucking a strand of hair behind my ear. Then he cups my face and I peck him on the lips. My grandma winks at me when I turn around to face my brothers snickering at the sight of me, kissing. I, when Ryan steps into the car, give them the finger, leaving my mom shocked at my rude gesture. The boys laugh even louder.

When we arrive at school, Ryan opens the car door for me and gently kisses me on the lips. "So look what Mia dragged in. A mouse. How cute. Dude what the actual fuck do you think you're doing with my girl?" I turn around, only to confirm my earlier thoughts. Tom, son of a bucket, Ronalds, actually just called me his girl. Ryan looks a little jealous and kisses me again. More intimate this time. We linger in our kiss.