The Bad And Infuriating ✅ (Slowly Editing) 2015

4. Headaches and Icepacks ☆

I wake up on a couch, no this isn't my first problem, in whom's house am I?

I look up. Tom Ronalds. Holy chicken with fried tomatoes. Where the hell am I? I'm in Tom Ronalds house. He's holding my Ipod. He looks up. Notices I'm awake, and almost, not quite, drops my Ipod.

"Are you okay? You hit your head pretty hard. Oh, no, wait it was your boyfriend who hit your head pretty hard, right? But anyway, I'm wandering of subject. How's your head? I can make the booboo go away. I'll kiss it away. And if you get the urge to get undressed and sleep with me, that's totally normal. And if it makes you better, I'll even give you what you want." He leans in. Our lips almost touching... 3 centimeters, 2, 1 and then there's someone knocking on the door. Tom's head jerks up, he stands up and dusts off his pants.

"COMING!" He walks over to the door. When the door is open, Ryan bursts into the living room. "WHERE IS SHE, DID YOU GUYS HAVE INTERCOURSE? I MEAN SEXUALLY, I WILL KILL YOU IF SO. HOW IS SHE? WHERE IS MY GIRLFRIEND YOU JERK?" It's time for me to show myself. I cough. Ryan turns his head to the sound. Relief and worry instantly flush over his face.

He walks to the couch, kneeling, cupping the right side of my face. Then whispers to me, "are you okay, sweetie? I was so worried about you, I didn't meant to hit you, I was aiming for Tom. You know that don't you? " I simply nod, my head stings, Ryan notices, "come I'll bring you home, so you can rest on your own couch."  He pulls me into his arms, my head resting on his chest. I cough and look at Tom. "My Ipod, please" I hold out my hand, Tom surprises me by giving it to Ryan. He shoves it into his pocket. Then he lifts me, I fold my arms around his neck, my head laying comfortably against his chest. I can feel his heartbeat fastening. 

He's so sweet. Likea cute little toddler, just as innocent. The more steps he takes, the more I feel at ease. "Are you okay?" "Mia, you serious? He punched you, and you still want to be with him? You're crazier than I already thought you were, Guess I've been proved wrong." "Ryan put me down, please." I say through gritted teeth.

"But, Applepie are you sure?" I roll my eyes at his nickname for me, it's kind of cute though. 

I nod and he puts me down, I stand up and  it takes three steps before I finally reach Tom. 

"YOU'RE A LITTLE BITCH YOU KNOW THAT. RONALDS, GO SCREW YOURSELF, I WENT ON THAT BORING AND INCREDIBLY STUPID DATE WITH YOU, I WOULD GO ON A DATE WITH YOU, THEN YOU WOULD LEAVE ME ALONE. NEXT TIME I WILL NOT STEP IN FRONT OF RYAN, AND I DIDN'T EVEN PROTECT YOU, ROT AWAY HELL, STUPID MOTHERTROMBONE CHUCKER. YOU'RE A PATHETIC SELFISH JERK, AND YOU NEED TO GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME." Then because of the adrenalin that's pumping through my blood, I punch him in the face. He moans and I give him the finger. Then I turn around and walk towards Ryan. "Oh Mia, ( I turn to face Tom, who's still looking very smug with himself) I would screw myself actually, care to join me, babe." He ACTUALLY winks. That snuffalump. 

Ryan grunts through his teeth, I face him and before anything can interrupt, I kiss Ryan.  The stars and the moon fall from the sky. Ryan cups my cheek, I tousle his hair. This is amazing. I've never kissed like this, haha I've almost never been kissed. Ryan lifts me with one hand. Opens the door with the other, not breaking the kiss, and then slams door right in Tom's face. He opens the car door. Where we continue the kiss. It's like tasting the stars on his lips, I didn't know, I could feel like this, ever. A shattering sound interrupts our kiss, I push Ryan away. Only to be surprised by Jeremy, looking weird at us. What the heck is going on with Jere, lately? 

Is he jealous? No, be normal Mia, why the hell would he be jealous? I don't know. 

Jeremy looks like he's going to throw up. I gesture for him to come inside the car. He nods, looking very relieved, then opens the door, sitting in the back, eyeing me worried. "Mimi, are you okay? I heard a certain fellow punched you?" He shoots a murderous glare at Ryan, I also look at Ryan. He looks like he's deciding whether to throw Jeremy out of the car or to do nothing at all. I hope he's not angry at Jeremy. I want them to be friends. 

Jeremy is humming along to my favorite song. I hadn't even noticed that it was on. He nods at me. 

And at the same time we sing: 

"SHINE ON ME. BABY SHINE ON ME, LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET IT SHINE ON ME. LA LA LA LA LA LA LA HAPPINESS"

Ryan moans, "Shut up, you guys can't sing. I'm sorry to say this Applepie, but you're worse than this fellah." I stick my tongue at him, he does the same. "But seriously Riri, Applepie? Why can't it be Sweetie or honey, no wait not honey, that's even worse."

He smiles his biggest smile ever and pecks me on the lips. Before he pulls over, so he can kiss me properly he says to Jeremy. "Hot make-out, you better get out, Dude. Or if you want to stay and see your best friend naked, I'd suggest you get out."

I blush and yell "RYAN" Then swat him on his arm. Jeremy looks sick again.

"I'll wait outside, honk twice when your done. Use a condom." I blush. Then Ryan wiggles his brows at Jeremy. I blush even harder.

"Hey Mia, did you bring the condom? Because I don't have one." I'm a floating tomato. Seriously? I decide to also be funny as hell. "But Ryan, why don't you and Jeremy just get started. I know your secret desires, I'll get undressed." Jeremy blushes. "Not a chance pretty boy. Only the idea to see my best friend make out with you is enough to get me sick, so I'll just get out, like right now."

I laugh so hard, I start crying. Ryan just stares at me blankly. "Really Mia? That's so immature. That's why I love you." I stop laughing.  "What did you just say?" He looks confused.  "What? What do you mean? I said that you are immature and that's what I like about you, you seem really warily, we should stop at the doctor,to get your head checked. So are you ready for your dirty hot and extremely sexy make out?" He leans in I lean away from him. "You said, love, love Ryan. Don't say I'm crazy, I know what I heard." "I said like, not love, my Dear Mia, I must have hit you harder than everyone thought. Guess no make out then?" He honks the carhorn twice, then once again. Jere looks confused. Then continues walking in some direction. 

I lean in, and stop at the point where our lips almost touch. "Ryan, you said you loved me, I know it isn't a big deal for you, but for me it is. You're my first boyfriend and second kiss. To me it is." He looks surprised by these words.

"Who was your first?" "Tom freaking Ronalds." Ryan jerks away and slams his hand against the steering wheel. "Why do I constantly get the feeling that I'm competing with Tom Fucking Ronalds. I think you and Tom are a better couple, go and snog his face or something." Tears well up in my eyes. "Fine than this is it. Thank you for these two vanillafudging days of my life, and you know what, I like you, a lot. And all you see is a burning passion between me and Tom, and there is no "Burning Passion" so stop being so blind, leave me alone. Jere and I will get a cab." I slam the passengers door shut in his face. I walk up to Jeremy and tap him on the shoulder. 

He looks up, "Hey Mimi, what's wrong? He nasty?" "We just broke up, at least that's what I think. Jeremy opens his arms and I hug him. 

~ A/n 

You must hate me, for ending things like this. 

I'll will write another chapter, very very very soon. Just so you guys know. 

My favorite korean songs are

1. Love me right EXO

2. Happiness Red velvet

3. Stop stop it SHINee.

the lyrics that Jeremy and Mia sung were from the song: Happiness. 

AND AN INCREDIBLE AMAZING EXTREMELY SHOUT OUT for:  FiaBlack love you all for reading this chapter, the cover is amazing, and also a shoutout to WiltingLili for writing Bound to  be<-- Amazing book <3 ~