So naturally i agreed to disneyland.
My mother wasnt coming with me of corse. Why would she?
My father aka sir flarry bomnao who changed his name from barry boao in 2006 to avoid bieng arrested .He was arrested straight from the name changing place .what is that place called again. I can never remember.
He was arrested for trying to Drown a puppy in our nieghbor Leslie's toilet and let out two years later.he got my mum pregers and cheated on my mum with leslies daughter who was 17 and ran away to orlando with her. Two months later she was found dead. In Seattle she had fallen of the roof of thier apartment . he was charged with manslaughter and got out a month ago. My mum is sending me to stay with him for a week while ill be in disneyland. It will be my first time meeting him , and by what my mum says hes he must be off his nuts.
Four painful three and a half hour long bus rides, seven horrendous hours of a stupid ass "witty" motormouths attempting to make conversation with me on a frickin' bumpy ass plane that made me throw up four days worth of nothing but nandos.DEATH I CAN NOT WAIT UNTIL YOUR SWEET RELEASE. Dear god i need to breath ,two ,three,four.
Im okay. And now pulling up to a house with the same adress as the one on the instruction list my mother gave me.Carrol I hate you so.
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HumorA young boy who goes by the name of "Noob" goes to Florida to visit his father for the first time. He imagines that his trip will be filled with awkward silences and boring detours around a failing theme park. However when he arrives in his dad's ho...
