I was never invited to any of my class mates parties, and there's a reason for that. I am a caterpillar who craves attention from anyone for any reason. And I have yet to turn into a social butterfly.
It is more than true, I do suck the fun out anything I possibly can get a hold of, which is why I have never made any friends, and my experience on this godforsaken ball of mud and salt water has been a long way away from anything remotely positive.What can change that? I can hear you asking from here voices in my head, you won't go unnoticed don't panic.
A drastic change in scenery and circumstances can change my future and possibly me, and so far since April I've left school and my dull suffocating mother, my country my bullies my diet my timezone and even my name.
Although I've grown accustomed to "Noob" over the years and I have told Dave and my father I prefer to be called exactly that. Things are looking up for me at the moment. The pain in my back has even eased off and my builder father has been buying me toys.
Now all he has to do is agree to this play date and I will love him forever (not to sound too mushy).hopefully my optimism won't go unnoticed.
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ComédieA young boy who goes by the name of "Noob" goes to Florida to visit his father for the first time. He imagines that his trip will be filled with awkward silences and boring detours around a failing theme park. However when he arrives in his dad's ho...